You have just entered room "HufflepuffMeg Chat36."
MsParvatiP has entered the room.
MsParvatiP: ((squee! I'm afraid my font is too big.))
EllieBranstone has entered the room.
ShiningSusan has entered the room.
HufflepuffMeg: ((Why yes, I must agree.))
HufflepuffMeg: Hello. :)
ShiningSusan: You must agree with everything I say, for I am God.
EllieBranstone: Hi!
HufflepuffMeg: I'd agree with you anyway, Susan. *grins*
ShiningSusan: I'd say "heeee" but I'll slap myself if I do. So...good.
EllieBranstone: ::rolls eyes:: Look out, Parvati, they're going to be all cute again. ::giggle::
HufflepuffMeg: Teehee.
ShiningSusan: Oh, you *know* you like it. Makes you all sappy.
HufflepuffMeg: *curls up on Susan's bed*
MsParvatiP: Oh well. ::dragging in blankets:: I hope you guys don't mind me camping out with you all.
ShiningSusan: And just imagine, you get all Quidditch season to view it in full force.
ShiningSusan: The more the merrier.
HufflepuffMeg: I do hope Justin doesn't get annoyed with us. We shan't be able to stop just for a silly thing like practise!
EllieBranstone: Of course we don't, Parvati.
EllieBranstone: And never mind Justin. I'm more worried about *him* paying attention when we play Slytherin. ;)
MsParvatiP: ::giggle::
ShiningSusan: *snicker*
HufflepuffMeg: *laughs* Very true.
HufflepuffMeg: But you've got a much better chance with the snitch if Draco is paying attention to Justin, right?
ShiningSusan: Mind if Natalie comes in? Ehhhh...Ellie?
EllieBranstone: No, not at all. ::giggles:
ShiningSusan: True!
HufflepuffMeg: Oh, let me invite her in! :)
EllieBranstone: And you're right, Meg, I hope he is. :)
ShiningSusan: ((Uh...how do you invite her?))
HufflepuffMeg: ((I send her a chat invite.))
ShiningSusan: Good.
HufflepuffMeg: ((Oh the horror. I can't. o.O She's signed in through AOL and not AIM.))
EllieBranstone: Oh no!
MsParvatiP: aw!
ShiningSusan: Crap.
EllieBranstone: ::sighs::
ShiningSusan: Hmm...I have AOL, will it work if I do?
HufflepuffMeg: *nods* Maybe?
ShiningSusan: I sent it. We shall see.
MsParvatiP: ::happy wriggle::
HufflepuffMeg: *giggles*
Broodygryffindor has entered the room.
HufflepuffMeg: Yay!
MsParvatiP: Huzzah!
EllieBranstone: Natalie!
HufflepuffMeg: It's a good thing Hannah's away or we wouldn't have enough beds. :)
Broodygryffindor: Oh, I could always sleep on the floor besides. Not very picky.
ShiningSusan: Well, yes.
ShiningSusan: Nonsense!
MsParvatiP: And I don't mind sharing a bed, either.
Broodygryffindor: ::smirks a little:: Don't you?
HufflepuffMeg: ...I don't mind sharing a bed. *g*
MsParvatiP: I've been told I kick, but other than that I'm known to be a good bedmate *innocent*
Broodygryffindor: Been a bit since anyone's been in the position to inform me, so I wouldn't know about myself.
ShiningSusan: Meg! I'm hurt. You never told me that. ; )
MsParvatiP: Extra bed! :D
HufflepuffMeg: *snuggles up to susan* Now you know. :)
ShiningSusan: Harry wants to come.
HufflepuffMeg: *laughs*
HufflepuffMeg: But--our honor!
MsParvatiP: We can put him in dresses.
ShiningSusan: Next thing we know, all of Hogwarts will be in Hufflepuff. Then, ve shall take over ze vorld!!!
ShiningSusan: LOL
HufflepuffMeg: Oh, well in that case.
MsParvatiP: And make up.
HufflepuffMeg: I have a very pretty yellow one he can try on! :)
EllieBranstone: It''s my Evil Plan. ::giggles::
MsParvatiP: ::squee!::
HufflepuffMeg: Invite him in, then! :)
ShiningSusan: All right. Ha! Famed Gryffindor seeker, in a dress and makeup.
MsParvatiP: Anyone got a camera?
HufflepuffMeg: Wait--I think I might!
MsParvatiP: :D :D :D
HufflepuffMeg: *rumages through her trunk* It's only a muggle one, but it should work well enough. :)
MsParvatiP: The Boy who Wore Dresses.
MsParvatiP: It ought to be just fine.
Broodygryffindor: ::ever so "casually" makes her way over to lurk near Ellie::
ShiningSusan: Agh, where is he?
HufflepuffMeg: *slips back next to Susan*
ShiningSusan: Someone invite him again. Mine hasn't gone through, k?
Broodygryffindor: Busy getting his curlers out of his hair, I'm sure.
HufflepuffMeg: I'll do it, then. :)
ShiningSusan: Merline...noo. LOL
EllieBranstone: ::grins at Natalie::
ShiningSusan: He's plucking his eyebrows.
MsParvatiP: Or shaving his legs.
Broodygryffindor: Or worse. Waxing.
MsParvatiP: owwww!
ShiningSusan: With an old Epilady!
HufflepuffMeg: Oh, let's not think about that!
HufflepuffMeg: That's what hairless charms are for, right?
ShiningSusan: Yes, but you have to be careful about where they're aimed.
HufflepuffMeg: Luckily I do all right for aim when I'm not mobile. ;)
Broodygryffindor: ::gently nudges Ellie with her elbow:: Hey. You're quiet.
ShiningSusan: Yeah, sure.
MsParvatiP: She's plotting what colors go right for Harry.
ShiningSusan: K, Harry's accepting but nothing's coming up. Any ideas?
HufflepuffMeg: Is that a note of disbelief I detect?
ShiningSusan: Never!
EllieBranstone: Sorry. Just thinking about something.
HufflepuffMeg: Heehee. All right.
Broodygryffindor: Just, you know. When you go quiet for more than a few seconds, it's cause for concern.
ShiningSusan: Whoa, whoa. Ellie and Natalie...
EllieBranstone: Me? Are you implying that I talk a lot?
ShiningSusan: No, you're devious.
HufflepuffMeg: The evil hufflepuff, remember?
Broodygryffindor: ::eyebrow raises:: Yes, my dear Susan? ::back to Ellie:: Me? Imply such a thing? Oh, never.
EllieBranstone: ::beams:: That's right.
HufflepuffMeg: It looks like Harry's been detained by the portraits. *sighs*
ShiningSusan: You're sitting *awfully* close to her, Natalie. Spill!
Broodygryffindor: Damned evil. Look at those beady eyes.
ShiningSusan: Yeah, he's having serious troubles.
EllieBranstone: My eyes are *not* beady!
HufflepuffMeg: *laughs*
ShiningSusan: Lol
HufflepuffMeg: Aww, they're so cute!
Broodygryffindor: ::smirks:: Well, my neck -is- bulgy. ::shoots a glare at Megan:: And I am -not-cute.
EllieBranstone: ::blushes:: What are you talking about, Megan?
HufflepuffMeg: *clears her throat* Just so that everyone in the room knows, Natalie is the one who claimed to be a teddy bear.
ShiningSusan: You are -both- cute. Yes. And if you thought I wouldn't know who your visitor yesterday was, well, you're wrong. Ellie has a big mouth.
ShiningSusan: Yes. A big, squishy one.
Broodygryffindor: You know, you two do wonders for my image. Really.
HufflepuffMeg: Teehee. We try our best.
MsParvatiP: It's their job.
ShiningSusan: We're paid.
Broodygryffindor: ... can I fire you?
HufflepuffMeg: You're not the one who hired us, so...
ShiningSusan: And Parvati...I still don't know. Who do you fancy?
MsParvatiP: Me?
ShiningSusan: No. You may not.
ShiningSusan: Yes, you.
MsParvatiP: Oh, gosh. I don't care.
MsParvatiP: *^^*
ShiningSusan: Uh huh.
HufflepuffMeg: *laughs* Parvati just wants a warm body.
MsParvatiP: She knows me so well.
Broodygryffindor: ::tries to glare convincingly at Megan and Susan at the same time, mutter:: Well, I can certainly tell you who I -don't- fancy...
EllieBranstone: ::moves a little farther away from Natalie, looking awkward::
HufflepuffMeg: I would mess your hair if you weren't sitting too far away, Natalie. :)
MsParvatiP: Use your wand :D
ShiningSusan: You love us Natalie.
HufflepuffMeg: That would require effort. *nods*
ShiningSusan: Throw something.
MsParvatiP: Eh, effort.
Broodygryffindor: ::deadpans:: Oh, I do. From the bottom of my heart, Susan.
HufflepuffMeg: *grabs a pillow*
Broodygryffindor: I warn you. I -will- duck.
HufflepuffMeg: *tosses it at Natalie*
ShiningSusan: I wuv you too. Ourloveissoveryserious.
ShiningSusan: Andbrooding.
Broodygryffindor: ::is a complete liar, because she doesn't duck. she just sort of swats it away, flings it back half-heartedly, and nods at Susan:: Damned right it is.
Broodygryffindor: Once we're married, love, can we buy a funeral parlor?
HufflepuffMeg: *catches it and giggles*
ShiningSusan: Yes. I will put the makeup on the corpses.
HufflepuffMeg: May I be the mistress of honor at the wedding?
MsParvatiP: Can I wear a pink dress?
ShiningSusan: I have a mistress?
Broodygryffindor: I'll stand about and brood. Scenery, you know.
ShiningSusan: Yes. And you must have blue hair.
ShiningSusan: I'll giggle and rustle up clients.
MsParvatiP: On end.
HufflepuffMeg: Presumably if you were marrying Natalie, I'd be you're mistress. *g*
ShiningSusan: You must also cackle. Ellie will sing at the funerals. Of course.
HufflepuffMeg: I think Ellie should be the hitman. You know, if business isn't going too well.
Broodygryffindor: ::gasps exageratedly and glares at Susan:: You've got a *mistress*?! You fucking bitch!
MsParvatiP: And... I'll do flowers. And predict people will die, so then they'll worry and get sick and die.
HufflepuffMeg: *laughs*
ShiningSusan: Ellie can have two jobs. And you weren't fulfilling my neeeeds! I'll give her up tomorrow, I swear.
MsParvatiP: Besides, everyone'll die anyway, so it's one prediction that won't ever fail.
HufflepuffMeg: *shocked gasp* But I thought you were going to leave her!
ShiningSusan: Parvati can do death readings at the door. "And...you will die"
EllieBranstone: Have you heard me sing? That might be how I kill people. :)
ShiningSusan: Uh...meep?
Broodygryffindor: I should call this wedding off right now! ...But I bet Ellie would look awfully cute in a tacky bridesmaid's dress, so, fine.
ShiningSusan: Precisely. It'll look like an accident.
EllieBranstone: What color?
HufflepuffMeg: *pets Susan's hair* That's all right. I'll kidnap you to Mexico and we can have a taco shop.
Broodygryffindor: What's your least favorite color?
ShiningSusan: Nooo...but I love you!
MsParvatiP: Ole!
EllieBranstone: Ummm. Orange.
HufflepuffMeg: I think she's lying. :)
ShiningSusan: Orange. It has to be orange and lime green.
EllieBranstone: Ew. ;)
MsParvatiP: With fringe.
Broodygryffindor: Of course.
ShiningSusan: And spangles.
ShiningSusan: And Marlee Matlin hair.
MsParvatiP: And cutuptohere.
HufflepuffMeg: Shall I just come in my bondage suit or what?
Broodygryffindor: Oh, Susie, darling. That is why I love you so: your wonderful fashion sense.
ShiningSusan: Yes.
EllieBranstone: What did I do to you people?
HufflepuffMeg: You're younger than us. :)
MsParvatiP: ::giggle::
HufflepuffMeg: I'll have to bring out the leather cleaner, I suppose.
ShiningSusan: And I adore your...uh...personality. *leer*
EllieBranstone: ::pretending to be wounded:: Is that my fault?
MsParvatiP: And the chain polish.
ShiningSusan: And the rhinestones.
HufflepuffMeg: Oh yes, I think I need more chain polish.
HufflepuffMeg: And I hope you're talking about the bridesmaids dress.
Broodygryffindor: Ooh! Shall I bring the handcuffs then?
ShiningSusan: I need chains. To wear on my wedding dress.
HufflepuffMeg: No way am I wrecking my outfit with rhinestones.
EllieBranstone: ::blushing furiously::
ShiningSusan: My wedding dress shall be a bikini.
HufflepuffMeg: Ahem, Natalie, I believe that I am the mistress here.
HufflepuffMeg: ...a chainmail bikini? :)
Broodygryffindor: ::nods solemnly at Megan:: Right. That just means that your handcuffs aren't fuzzy.
Broodygryffindor: Or.. is it the other way around?
ShiningSusan: I am a very busy girl with needs. I think- yes, it will be lovely- 'Vati shall be my maidservant as well. Ellie can run errands.
MsParvatiP: As you wish.
HufflepuffMeg: And Natalie can go in her Playboy Bunny costume.
ShiningSusan: Go slave, and bring me peaches. And we shall eat them.
ShiningSusan: Yes!
ShiningSusan: Wait...you didn't tell em you had a bunny costume!
MsParvatiP: ..But that requires sneaking out and going to the kitchen without getting caught.
Broodygryffindor: Dammit, *I* want a servant too!
ShiningSusan: You've been cheating on me as well, psychotic one!
HufflepuffMeg: Harry was supposed to be your's but...
MsParvatiP: Wait, wait, he still owes me, the rotter.
Broodygryffindor: You get the maids and the errand runners and the mistress. *Honestly*. What do I get?
ShiningSusan: Well, perhaps you could get Terry to do your bidding.
MsParvatiP: And Ron owes me too-- oops, shouldn't have said that.
ShiningSusan: You get my hot bod. And the funeral parlor.
HufflepuffMeg: Ahaha--a Teddy Bear and a Ter Bear!
ShiningSusan: And stuffed animals!
HufflepuffMeg: But you only get her hot bod when I'm done with her.
ShiningSusan: Your love will be squishy.
Broodygryffindor: ::does the overdramatic sigh thing again:: Can I have that pillow back please?
MsParvatiP: We should make up a schedule of who gets who when.
HufflepuffMeg: *tosses the pillow back*
ShiningSusan: Monday, Wednesday, Friday and alternate weekends?
HufflepuffMeg: Hm. No. I cannot agree.
Broodygryffindor: ::hands it to Ellie:: Could you please just kill me?
ShiningSusan: Who are you agreeing with? You're *my* mistress?!
EllieBranstone: ::thwaps her with the pillow:
ShiningSusan: Noooo! I must marry you!
HufflepuffMeg: Natalie can have you rainy Tuesday afternoons?
HufflepuffMeg: ...did Ellie just hit Natalie with a pillow?
MsParvatiP: Yes.
Broodygryffindor: ::blinks and sort of jumps:: I meant suffocation, actually. Not by *beating* me to death with it.
HufflepuffMeg: *laughs*
EllieBranstone: You need to be more specific next time, then, dont you?
HufflepuffMeg: Come now, girls. Play nice.
Broodygryffindor: You're *evil*. You're supposed to know these things!
ShiningSusan: She's the evil Hufflepuff!
HufflepuffMeg: Teehee.
MsParvatiP: Still no luck with Harry?
Broodygryffindor: ::reaches out to grab Ellie's arm with an "ah-ha!" look:: Well, she's my Evil Hufflepuff, servant, erand, eh. person. now! Ah.. ha!
HufflepuffMeg: Harry can't make it.
EllieBranstone: Well, I thought beating her to death would be more evil.
HufflepuffMeg: *snuggles with Susan* Does that mean I get you full time?
MsParvatiP: Bah.
ShiningSusan: I think he went to bed.
ShiningSusan: Hey! Evil bitch!
Broodygryffindor: ...which one of us?
ShiningSusan: Both. You're supposed to be my affianced and Ellie is my...uh...what weree you, Ellie? *scroll*
ShiningSusan: Errand girl, right?
MsParvatiP: Servant who runs errands?
HufflepuffMeg: I thought she was the hitman.
Broodygryffindor: Look. You get the maidservant and the mistress. I get Ellie and the, uh... damn.
MsParvatiP: All that and she sings too.
Broodygryffindor: ::pouts:: I don't think this marriage is very fair.
EllieBranstone: Hit*woman.* And I don't sing.
ShiningSusan: Haaaaaaa.
MsParvatiP: She also slices, dices, and makes smoothies.
ShiningSusan: She's both. And you get ME!
ShiningSusan: Damn, I want her.
ShiningSusan: How about a trade? I want someone to make me a smoothie.
HufflepuffMeg: *raises an eyebrow*
ShiningSusan: Uh, hi Meg.
ShiningSusan: Hee?
Broodygryffindor: You're planning on opperating a business on the sheer force of my broodiness! I expect compensation... dammit!
HufflepuffMeg: Who was it you wanted, darling?
EllieBranstone: Do I get any say in this?
Broodygryffindor: ::realizes belatedly and lets go of Ellie's arm:: Uh.. yes?
MsParvatiP: If you can make smoothies, yes.
ShiningSusan: Hey...I'm putting the makeup on! So they look pretty in the grave. I am a sick, sick woman.
HufflepuffMeg: That's part of the reason you have a mistress.
Broodygryffindor: But.. I fucking *brood*. It's the brooding that sells it, baby.
Broodygryffindor: I lurk about and stalk through shadows.
ShiningSusan: Yes. Because I am sick. Well damn. Then I'm side a side benefit.
EllieBranstone: That's right. So Natalie needs an errand person. Because she's busy lurking and stalking. ::Nods::
MsParvatiP: and.. I.. uhm.. forgot.
HufflepuffMeg: You predict deaths.
Broodygryffindor: And who better than an evil errand person, I say.
ShiningSusan: *weep* Ellie....nooooo. You are. Yes.
MsParvatiP: Well, yes. But Trelawney'll be upset I'm moving in on her territory.
ShiningSusan: I shall mourn you, my dear.
ShiningSusan: Eh, maybe she won't notice our little shop of horrors.
EllieBranstone: That's right. I'm Natalie's Evil Errand Person.
MsParvatiP: That's very true.
HufflepuffMeg: It's hard to notice things if you hide under your desk for days at a time.
HufflepuffMeg: *grinning despite herself*
ShiningSusan: *pout* Fine. But I keep Meg and Vati.
MsParvatiP: But Meg is my pimp!
ShiningSusan: *cackle*
EllieBranstone: ::grins:: But it was nice not having to doDivination homework for three days.
ShiningSusan: God, this is a love dodecagon. I love it!
HufflepuffMeg: Hee! I can pimp out 'Vati when business is slow!
ShiningSusan: Extra income.
HufflepuffMeg: Yes.
EllieBranstone: Of course it is. We're better than the boys, after all. WE can count higher.
MsParvatiP: Even though they get rid of all our points. ::scowl::
HufflepuffMeg: It would go to my leather wardrobe, you know.
ShiningSusan: And we can have multiple orgasms.
HufflepuffMeg: *laughs*
ShiningSusan: Nooo! My makeup kit.
Broodygryffindor: Alright, last time I counted, I wasn't getting nearly enough shagging out of this arrangement.
ShiningSusan: We can count higher than 20.
HufflepuffMeg: Excepting, of course, the thirty that Sophie lost us, somehow.
ShiningSusan: Damn her.
HufflepuffMeg: Twenty one, you mean. ;)
ShiningSusan: Or 22. Harry can count to 22, I think.
HufflepuffMeg: Shall I pimp Parvati out to you, Natalie?
MsParvatiP: wait, why do we need to count to that?
EllieBranstone: Did we get those back?
ShiningSusan: How many boys we've shagged? And how much they owe us.
HufflepuffMeg: I can see why they can count to twenty one. But not twenty two. Why twenty two?
ShiningSusan: No. *waves fist*
MsParvatiP: Oh, bloody hell do I have some boys owe me ::shakes fist::
Broodygryffindor: ::licks her lips and leers:: Oh, Megan, darling. Would you?
ShiningSusan: He counted his penis.
MsParvatiP: what?!
Broodygryffindor: ::smirks::
HufflepuffMeg: They'll come around, I'm sure. Or you could attempt to rid Harry of his older-woman fetish.
HufflepuffMeg: Yes, that's twenty-one...
ShiningSusan: Which is just ewwwww.
MsParvatiP: He's a cheap date.
ShiningSusan: Then how the hell'd he get to 22?
MsParvatiP: left and right are two different hands?
HufflepuffMeg: That's what I don't know!
HufflepuffMeg: ...um. EW.
ShiningSusan: Maybe he has an extra toe.
HufflepuffMeg: Hey, Parvati, look sexy. I need to pimp you out to Natalie.
ShiningSusan: He's a MUTANT!
MsParvatiP: Bellybutton!
HufflepuffMeg: *laughs*
ShiningSusan: Strut your stuff, girlfriend. I'll get the disco ball.
MsParvatiP: ::sexy pout::
HufflepuffMeg: What do you think Natalie?
MsParvatiP: ::or at least tries::
HufflepuffMeg: What's your price range?
ShiningSusan: Stop enticing my wife.
Broodygryffindor: ::deadpans:: Oh, baby. Oh, baby.
HufflepuffMeg: Shall I bring out the whip?
MsParvatiP: ... uhm. I don't know. It's up to my sugar daddy Meg. Since I predicted she'd be rich and all.
Broodygryffindor: Yes, Susan. I am your wife. Not your *whore*! ::dramatically bites her fist. cause that's just what you do::
HufflepuffMeg: Teehee!
MsParvatiP: I think Ellie fainted. Or something.
ShiningSusan: If anybody ever logs this, I feel it should be entitled...eh, dunno.
HufflepuffMeg: Okay, since I'm all rich, you can get her for a bargain price of five sickles.
ShiningSusan: Ellie's eyes are glazed.
Broodygryffindor: ::shrugs. and takes her fist out of her mouth:: Who can blame her?
HufflepuffMeg: Maybe she fell asleep?
ShiningSusan: You sexy bitch.
Broodygryffindor: Me, you mean, right Susan?
ShiningSusan: Or she's preparing for her peep show?
ShiningSusan: Of course.
MsParvatiP: We can arrange her in compromising positions if you still have your camera, Meg.
HufflepuffMeg: *laughs* Sure.
ShiningSusan: Squee!
Broodygryffindor: ::blinks::...did someone mention a whip?
HufflepuffMeg: That would be the resident mistress, yes.
ShiningSusan: Does that make you horny baby, does it?
ShiningSusan: *hack*
Broodygryffindor: Well, certainly. ::drawls:: Can't you tell?
HufflepuffMeg: But, unfortunately, I do not actually have a whip.
MsParvatiP: Transfigure one!
Broodygryffindor: Then don't fucking toy with my emotions... bitch!
ShiningSusan: Accio whip!
MsParvatiP: ::bites her fist for emphasis, since Natalie didn't::
HufflepuffMeg: ...You know, I'm not sure we want to use a whip when we don't know where it's been.
Broodygryffindor: ::glares at Megan:: You stole my woman! ::glances at Parvati:: Oh, thanks for that.
HufflepuffMeg: It could be anyones!
MsParvatiP: But that's the fun.
ShiningSusan: It might be a Slytherin's.
HufflepuffMeg: Um.
ShiningSusan: Eww! Germs!
MsParvatiP: Oh, good lord.
Broodygryffindor: It could be *Bole's* for all we know.
HufflepuffMeg: I'd be disturbed greatly if we found out at a later date that one of the professor's was missing a whip, wouldn't you?
Broodygryffindor: ...just imagine that one's gotten a lot of use.
MsParvatiP: SNAPE!
HufflepuffMeg: EWW.
ShiningSusan: EWWWWW!
HufflepuffMeg: I try to think of him as a nonsexual being!
HufflepuffMeg: EWWWW
ShiningSusan: Dumbledore.
MsParvatiP: EEWWW!
HufflepuffMeg: AHAHAH.
Broodygryffindor: ::smirks:: Asexual cucumber.
HufflepuffMeg: The very idea--heehee!
ShiningSusan: Lawd...McGonagall.
HufflepuffMeg: *cackles* Yes, exactly.
MsParvatiP: Flitwick! ::howls::
HufflepuffMeg: *rolls off the bed laughing*
ShiningSusan: Trelawney!
Broodygryffindor: ::blinks and glances back towards Ellie, nudging her a bit:: You alright?
ShiningSusan: "I predict...oh yes."
MsParvatiP: Hagrid!
ShiningSusan: EWWW!
HufflepuffMeg: ahahaha!
MsParvatiP: Welll, he has to keep Fluffy in line somehow...
MsParvatiP: EEEWW!!!
ShiningSusan: No, he has no sex life. It is vile and revolting.
HufflepuffMeg: ...EWWW.
HufflepuffMeg: EWWWWWW
EllieBranstone: ::yawns and rubs her eyes:: I'm okay. Just fell asleep. Up too late last night, I guess.
ShiningSusan: Doing Divination?
HufflepuffMeg: I think it must be Madam Hooch's.
MsParvatiP: Sprout's.
ShiningSusan: Flint's. Wait, no. His probably has spikes.
Broodygryffindor: Oh, but your missing all the fun sex talk.
ShiningSusan: No! Fudge's!
HufflepuffMeg: No!
HufflepuffMeg: Not Fudge's!
EllieBranstone: ::covers ears:: I can't hear you people......
HufflepuffMeg: He's too gross!
ShiningSusan: It must be his.
MsParvatiP: FILCH!
ShiningSusan: EWWWW!
EllieBranstone: And yes, Susan, I was doing my stupid Divination, at which I suck beyond belief. :)
ShiningSusan: For Mrs. Norris.
HufflepuffMeg: ...that's what I was thinking, that it was Filch. :)
MsParvatiP: EEWWW!
EllieBranstone: You know he has one, Susan!
ShiningSusan: Who?
HufflepuffMeg: He has the manacles, for merlin's sake!
ShiningSusan: Filch? EWWWW
MsParvatiP: How you all know about Filch's little secrets scares the bloody hell out of me.
ShiningSusan: Filch himself is terrifying.
HufflepuffMeg: It's no secret about the manacles. *nods*
EllieBranstone: He announces at least once a year that he has th echains. Why not a whip?
ShiningSusan: Meg. I forbid you to go near that man. He's dirty.
Broodygryffindor: ::coughs:: Now, now. Just because one has handcuff-like objects within their possession, it doesn't necessarily imply that they've got a-- oh, sod it, yeah. You know it's his.
ShiningSusan: And body paint.
MsParvatiP: But.. eww. I'd rather think of Snape with all that than Filch.
ShiningSusan: Probably a full size ceiling mirror.
HufflepuffMeg: Susan, I will do my very bestest as long as you drop the whip.
ShiningSusan: Snape with body paint?
ShiningSusan: Oh come on. *pout* Fine.
HufflepuffMeg: Snape could be very good looking if he ever washed his hair.
ShiningSusan: And tanned.
ShiningSusan: And got a personality.
HufflepuffMeg: I'll buy you one for your birthday, if you'd like. ;)
ShiningSusan: Oh, okay.
HufflepuffMeg: He has a personality... just not a pleasant one.
MsParvatiP: And smiled. When it wasn't that creepy "I hate you all so squirm like a beetle I can crush for a potion" smile.
Broodygryffindor: ::coughs again:: And what, might I ask, is wrong with not having a personality?
ShiningSusan: A personality disorder.
ShiningSusan: You have one! You're a lion!
HufflepuffMeg: Rawr.
Broodygryffindor: Oh... right.
EllieBranstone: You do too have a personality, Natalie.
HufflepuffMeg: Yes!
Broodygryffindor: ::looks very much disturbed:: Please don't "rawr" at me ever again, Megan...
ShiningSusan: Can I?
HufflepuffMeg: Oh? I suppose I must find a suitable substitute, then.
Broodygryffindor: *No*.
ShiningSusan: I dare you to Rawr at Snape.
ShiningSusan: Damn it, Natalie.
ShiningSusan: I'll rawr behind your back then.
Broodygryffindor: ::snorts:: Oh, please do.
HufflepuffMeg: Susan, if you start "rawring" at Natalie...
ShiningSusan: Itll be an inside joke?
MsParvatiP: Who's going to rawr at Snape?
ShiningSusan: I dare any of you brave enough.
Broodygryffindor: ::smirks:: Oh, you know ladies, I don't know what I'm thinking. Expecting you to restrain yourself when I am obviously the sexiest bitch alive.
HufflepuffMeg: Ooo, I could pimp you out to Snape, 'Vati!
MsParvatiP: ..Hell, Gryff's going to lose anyway, I might as well.
ShiningSusan: You are!
MsParvatiP: Oh, NO!
Broodygryffindor: ::shrugs:: Quite right. You'll get no argument from me.
ShiningSusan: Maybe we could get Dumbledore to rawr. Ten points to anybody who can get him to do it.
Broodygryffindor: I think Dumbledore should give ten points to anyone who can get Snape to rawr.
MsParvatiP: But Lupin's not in any house.
ShiningSusan: Dude! If Snape rawrs, I'll shag Longbottom.
HufflepuffMeg: "Hey, Professor Dumbledore, I have loads of candy for you if you could do one favor for me..."
Broodygryffindor: ::frowns:: Oh, please. That's a horrible mental image, Susan...
ShiningSusan: Not at Lupin though. Too easy.
ShiningSusan: True.
Broodygryffindor: Actually, even better. I want *Lupin* to rawr.
ShiningSusan: I'll deflower Blaise.
MsParvatiP: If we had Harry here and dressed him up, maybe Snape'd rawr at him.
HufflepuffMeg: Lupin already growls regularly with the lunar cycle.
ShiningSusan: Damn it all, why couldn't he have come?
EllieBranstone: Okay. I'm goin to have nightmares. :)
HufflepuffMeg: Stupid portraits.
Broodygryffindor: But that's much more a guttaral sound than a straight out "rawr".
MsParvatiP: it's like.. graaahr.
ShiningSusan: Someone needs to tell him to put on a dress in front of Snape.
HufflepuffMeg: Oh, I see you are a connosieur? ;)
MsParvatiP: Oh, and how.
ShiningSusan: With ruffles.
Broodygryffindor: ::smirks a bit at Ellie:: If you're terribly worried, I could sleep with you tonight...
ShiningSusan: That'd give her nightmares pretty fast.
EllieBranstone: ::eyes very wide::
EllieBranstone: But you're scary, Natalie, remember?
Broodygryffindor: ::steals the pillow back and throws it at Susan::
ShiningSusan: She's a very scarry teddy bear.
HufflepuffMeg: She can therefore scare away the nightmares?
ShiningSusan: Hey!
Broodygryffindor: I can never keep track. Wasn't I just the sexiest woman alive a few moments ago?
MsParvatiP: So sexy it's damn terrifying.
EllieBranstone: You can be both.
ShiningSusan: Yes, and that's scary.
Broodygryffindor: ::grins:: Oh.... okay!
MsParvatiP: We cower in fearful awe of your sexiness.
MsParvatiP: ::cowers::
ShiningSusan: Heee. *slap*
ShiningSusan: No. I now want to see Snape rawr.
ShiningSusan: Hear, rather.
Broodygryffindor: You should all cower from Ellie. Cause then she might strut for us...
ShiningSusan: EE!
HufflepuffMeg: Ahahaha!
EllieBranstone: Natalie!
MsParvatiP: I know. If we had shared potions, I'd so try and make him rawr for you.
Broodygryffindor: ::blinks innocently:: Hmm?
ShiningSusan: Maybe he'd rawr in his journal.
MsParvatiP: Well, the House Cup is all going to hell as it is..
HufflepuffMeg: *chokes* And let a student see it? No way!
ShiningSusan: Hufflepuff is so in the hole. *moan*
EllieBranstone: Why not? He lets us see him flirting with Professor Lupin. :)
HufflepuffMeg: I know~ It's terrible!
MsParvatiP: Don't get me started on Gryffindor.
EllieBranstone: At least Justin got us some points yesterday.
HufflepuffMeg: He can pretend that isn't flirting , though.
ShiningSusan: True.
ShiningSusan: Someone needs to shag a professor.
MsParvatiP: Half of my fifty points were lost due to Oedipus and Jocasta.
ShiningSusan: Oedipus in a dress!
HufflepuffMeg: Ahahah!
EllieBranstone: Oh, do you know how many points you're losing from today, Parvati? :;sympathetically::
MsParvatiP: Far too bloody many. But it's not that important any more.
EllieBranstone: Susan--are you volunteering? Because I'm not shagging any of our teachers, thankyouverymuch. Ew.
ShiningSusan: They're so many it has lost all meaning.
HufflepuffMeg: At least they're lost for something more substational than mistaken house.
MsParvatiP: Right.
Broodygryffindor: ::squints:: Anybody know who'll be taking over on the Quidditch team, then?
ShiningSusan: I'd snog Lupin if it'd get us the cup. But Snape's crucio me.
MsParvatiP: I'm mad enough to take over Beater.
HufflepuffMeg: Maybe the Creevey brothers?
MsParvatiP: ....
ShiningSusan: Snog them?
MsParvatiP: brother.
ShiningSusan: And Colin is....
EllieBranstone: Megan...
HufflepuffMeg: Ah.
HufflepuffMeg: Right.
HufflepuffMeg: Sorry.
ShiningSusan: Way to be honey.
Broodygryffindor: ::snorts::
HufflepuffMeg: *hides* Sorry!
Broodygryffindor: So, uh. That's one. Leaves two.
ShiningSusan: Hahaha.
MsParvatiP: If we get you in the right mood, you can be Beater, Nat.
Broodygryffindor: ::smirks:: Well... that could be fun.
ShiningSusan: I'd hurl bludgers at you! It'd be fun!
HufflepuffMeg: A great way to get out your agression.
EllieBranstone: And you know all about racing brooms now. :)
MsParvatiP: Plus exercise makes you sweaty and glowy. Even if Quidditch makes boobs bounce.
ShiningSusan: Which is why men enjoy Quidditch. Screw the Snitch. Not really, Ellie.
HufflepuffMeg: Better than your one-breast shoving game!
ShiningSusan: Ewwww!
MsParvatiP: Very true, that.
MsParvatiP: But at least I guaranteed that there will be less Slytherbabies in the future by turning him off men for good.
Broodygryffindor: ::grins at Ellie and glances back to Susan:: Oh, come on. Everybody knows. You don't screw the Snitch. You fucking grab it.
MsParvatiP: Or swallow it. :x
EllieBranstone: Too right.
HufflepuffMeg: *laughs*
ShiningSusan: Or...yeah.
EllieBranstone: Natalie gave me Quidditch lessons. ::grins::
HufflepuffMeg: Oh?
MsParvatiP: Did you seek out her Snitch?
HufflepuffMeg: Did you swallow it?
EllieBranstone: ::blushes:: You... I.. oh!
MsParvatiP: Was it hard to find, or did you get it right away?
Broodygryffindor: ::eyerolls::
ShiningSusan: Natalie had to search. See, it had flown down Ellie's throat.
HufflepuffMeg: Ooooh.
HufflepuffMeg: Right!
MsParvatiP: Exactly so.
EllieBranstone: ::grabs the pillow, hides her face in it:: She did not!
ShiningSusan: Uh huh.
Broodygryffindor: Come on now, you're going to make her pass out again.
HufflepuffMeg: So then you did grab it.
ShiningSusan: By the wings.
HufflepuffMeg: *whistles, innocent* We're just talking about snitches, Natalie.
ShiningSusan: Exavtly.
MsParvatiP: I wish I had a pet Snidget. But they're rare now. But so cute.
HufflepuffMeg: Which will forever on mean something different. *g*
ShiningSusan: *exactly
HufflepuffMeg: And here I thought you were learning russian on me.
MsParvatiP: Of course. I can't say "Quaffle" without giggling.
ShiningSusan: Hee...Quidditch matches will be fuuuun.
ShiningSusan: Quaaaafffffleeeeee.
MsParvatiP: ::giggle!::
MsParvatiP: I can't let the Quaffle go through my hoop!
HufflepuffMeg: *Laughs*
EllieBranstone: ::looks up again, still blushing::
ShiningSusan: And Ellie Branstone has caught the Snitch! But I thought Natalie did?!
HufflepuffMeg: Teehee!
MsParvatiP: Natalie's a beater if you catch her in the mood.
ShiningSusan: (That was a commentator and me)
HufflepuffMeg: Perhaps the whip was Natalies?
ShiningSusan: Dude! And you were leading us on Natalie!
MsParvatiP: That would certainly make Quidditch more interesting.. replacing the Bludger bat with a whip.
Broodygryffindor: ::smirks:: Now Megan, I can't have fuzzy handcuffs -and- a whip.
ShiningSusan: Oh baby oh baby.
MsParvatiP: Fuzzy whip!
HufflepuffMeg: Perhaps you come prepared?
ShiningSusan: Is it purple?
HufflepuffMeg: "This Natalie comes with everything you need!"
MsParvatiP: Except for batteries.
Broodygryffindor: If I had a whip, I'm sure the handcuffs certainly wouldn't be fuzzy...
ShiningSusan: The Energizer bunny!
HufflepuffMeg: When you're in the mood for it, you know...
MsParvatiP: She could beat for hours.
HufflepuffMeg: And Susan, you're nasty. *g*
ShiningSusan: She keeps going, and going and going. Am not.
MsParvatiP: And I'm not? ::pout::
ShiningSusan: Dirty ho.
Broodygryffindor: ::glances back towards Ellie to make sure she's still conscious and breathing::
ShiningSusan: You're no longer my mistress. Vati is.
MsParvatiP: What?
HufflepuffMeg: We all knew 'Vati was nasty--I pimp her, afte all.
MsParvatiP: But she's my pimp!
HufflepuffMeg: *after
HufflepuffMeg: All right, I've had enough of this!
ShiningSusan: I want her sex.
MsParvatiP: Whoa!
HufflepuffMeg: *tackles Susan* I claim this girl...for Megan!
ShiningSusan: I claim this boob- for meee!
MsParvatiP: wow.
ShiningSusan: That shut everyone up.
MsParvatiP: Well, Ellie's unconscious again. Camera!
HufflepuffMeg: I'm curious as to whether you meant "breast" or "idiot". :)
EllieBranstone: I am not.
ShiningSusan: Heeeee. *slap*
HufflepuffMeg: Oh, you can pull it out from my trunk. It's right on top.
EllieBranstone: I'm just not saying anything any more.
ShiningSusan: Ellie's gazing into Natalie's eyes. It's very sweet.
Broodygryffindor: ::glares accussingly:: You see that? You guys broke her. Ellie's stopped talking and it's *all your fault*!
EllieBranstone: ::looks away from Natalie:: I am not.
ShiningSusan: Hey, you're the one staring.
MsParvatiP: ::wibble::
HufflepuffMeg: You're not broken or you're not staring? *confused*
ShiningSusan: ::squeal:: They're in loooove!
HufflepuffMeg: Teehee.
ShiningSusan: I need to think of a "theirloveisso" line. Becuase I intend to make it a cliche. Haha.
Broodygryffindor: ::smirks, raises her eyebrows, and flicks Susan off::
ShiningSusan: Love you too doll.
EllieBranstone: I'm not staring.
HufflepuffMeg: theirloveissosnitch
Broodygryffindor: Oh, honey. You always say the sweetest things.
ShiningSusan: YES! That's IT!
ShiningSusan: Kissy face.
HufflepuffMeg: Only face? *smirks*
MsParvatiP: Seek it!
Broodygryffindor: ::rolls her eyes and looks back at Ellie:: Really sorry about, uh... them.
ShiningSusan: Full frontal snogging? Dive for the snitch Ellie!
EllieBranstone: It's okay. I'm used to them. Kind of. Only it's USUALLY not about me.
MsParvatiP: Wronski feint!
ShiningSusan: I will never see Quidditch in the same light.
Broodygryffindor: But, you know, most of them aren't in my House. ::smirks:: Dirty minded Hufflepuffs!
HufflepuffMeg: Teehee.
ShiningSusan: You know you want us.
Broodygryffindor: Oh, more than anything, baby.
MsParvatiP: Can I be resorted in the middle of sixth year?
HufflepuffMeg: Can't have Susan, though. She's been claimed.
ShiningSusan: It's usually about Justin.
Broodygryffindor: ((meep. brb.))
ShiningSusan: I want Vati in Hufflepuff!!!
EllieBranstone: Yes. Come be in Hufflepuff.
HufflepuffMeg: Yes! Talk to Professor Dumbledore. :)
ShiningSusan: Join us> *darth vader coice*
ShiningSusan: *voice
ShiningSusan: Please?
MsParvatiP: Well, maybe!
HufflepuffMeg: Promise you'll try to talk to him!
EllieBranstone: Can you bring those fifty points with you?
ShiningSusan: Please?
MsParvatiP: I'll try. And I'll try to make him rawr too.
ShiningSusan: Yes!
ShiningSusan: Then it'll even out.
MsParvatiP: No, they already negated them.
ShiningSusan: Damn.
EllieBranstone: Oh well.
MsParvatiP: But hey, if I'm a Hufflepuff... wait... who's Hufflepuff keeper?
HufflepuffMeg: Maybe we could loan you out to the Gryffindor team?
ShiningSusan: Owen? We'll take care of him. An hour with us and he'll crack.
HufflepuffMeg: *laughs*
HufflepuffMeg: True enough.
ShiningSusan: Owwweennnnnn....
MsParvatiP: For five sickles, I can crack him good.
ShiningSusan: For five sickles, I'll cack him.
HufflepuffMeg: *cackles*
HufflepuffMeg: Get his quaffle, 'Vati!
MsParvatiP: He has to aim it at my hoop, first.
HufflepuffMeg: Well, if he's already paid...
ShiningSusan: Oh, the innuendo.
HufflepuffMeg: *smirks at Susan*
EllieBranstone: Quidditch. I was talking about Quidditch.
HufflepuffMeg: I don't think you said anything in this part of the conversation.
ShiningSusan: Uh...
ShiningSusan: Yeah.
MsParvatiP: Five sickles towards my new broom.. if I ever get a chance to order it. Meg! My pimp darling! Help me get a broom.
HufflepuffMeg: Let alone anything that could be misconstrued. *winks*
HufflepuffMeg: If you have a broom already, we could set you up with a nice stage and... *g*
ShiningSusan: I'll help you. "Hey baybeeee"
MsParvatiP: Nooo, you need to talk to Ter about the broom.
ShiningSusan: Do a broom dance!
HufflepuffMeg: Talk to Terence about a broom?
HufflepuffMeg: Well. I can try?
ShiningSusan: On the professors table in the Great Hall!
HufflepuffMeg: Oh, that's much too public!
HufflepuffMeg: Anyone could walk in without paying!
ShiningSusan: True.
Broodygryffindor: How much?
MsParvatiP: But then there would be much rawring.
ShiningSusan: Also true.
HufflepuffMeg: My vote goes for a table in the library.
ShiningSusan: And your ego would inflate.
MsParvatiP: Madam Pince's whip!
ShiningSusan: LOL
HufflepuffMeg: Ahahahaha!
ShiningSusan: That's whose it was.
MsParvatiP: Seriously, she's scary. "DON'T TOUCH THAT BOOK!"
ShiningSusan: *wheeze*
HufflepuffMeg: "You've had this book out for TWO MONTHS!"
MsParvatiP: She's a dominatrix, I swear!
Broodygryffindor: God, you people really are keen on those bad mental images, aren't you?
ShiningSusan: Those heels, man...
HufflepuffMeg: "Oh Please Madam Pince, I've been a bad student!"
MsParvatiP: "THAT IS RESTRICTED!"
MsParvatiP: "Slap me with the ruler!"
ShiningSusan: Nooooo...
ShiningSusan: "sshhhh..this is a quiet zone. No screaming"
HufflepuffMeg: "I'll just need to teach you a lesson about late fees!" *makes a whipping noise*
MsParvatiP: She and Filch must get together and compare war stories.
EllieBranstone: Okay. never going to the library again.
ShiningSusan: *scream* I'll pay my fines, I swear!
EllieBranstone: Not that I ever did. :)
ShiningSusan: Never be able to look her in the face. Because you know that's what she does.
HufflepuffMeg: Ahahaha.
HufflepuffMeg: Bet Filch gets more use out of those manacles than he admits too.
MsParvatiP: "Why did you borrow Naughty Quidditch?" "I didn't borrow it, Madam Pince, I wrote it!"
ShiningSusan: She and Filch *are* the war stories.
ShiningSusan: Ugh.
HufflepuffMeg: Let's leave that train of thought, please.
MsParvatiP: Eww.
Broodygryffindor: Yes, *please*.
ShiningSusan: Ha.
HufflepuffMeg: ...So Susan.
ShiningSusan: Yes, Megan?
HufflepuffMeg: *leers* How's your snitch doing?
ShiningSusan: Heeeeee......
ShiningSusan: *slap*
Broodygryffindor: ::snickers:: Do you lot kiss your mothers with those mouths? Tsk, tsk.
HufflepuffMeg: *holds her cheek* Ouch!
MsParvatiP: My mum washes my mouth out with soap the moment I come home.
ShiningSusan: No, didn't slap you. Slapped myself.
MsParvatiP: She does worse to Paddi.
HufflepuffMeg: Oh, okay.
HufflepuffMeg: Um. Why did you slap yourself?
ShiningSusan: Padma? Really now.
HufflepuffMeg: Why?
Broodygryffindor: No one's surprised about that one, I'm sure.
MsParvatiP: "why're you hitting yourself? why're you hitting yourself?"
HufflepuffMeg: *giggles*
ShiningSusan: Because this journal project makes me say "heeee" too much.
HufflepuffMeg: Aww, but I think it's cute!
MsParvatiP: Oh, come on now. You know what she did at the ball.
ShiningSusan: Oh, ok.
ShiningSusan: Your mother knows?
HufflepuffMeg: Ooooh. Right.
MsParvatiP: I had to get the Sight somewhere. Not through Trelawney's "training", I'll tell you that.
ShiningSusan: Yeah.
HufflepuffMeg: Makes me glad my mother's a muggle. *wide-eyed*
ShiningSusan: I've owled her with all your exploits.
HufflepuffMeg: "Dear Megan's Mother, Today Megan fed me chocolate and took a nap. Love, Susan."
MsParvatiP: And the everlasting search for the Snitch.
Broodygryffindor: It's ellusive, it is.
ShiningSusan: Haha.
HufflepuffMeg: I could make an educated guess as to where I might find it. *g*
ShiningSusan: "Then she did a striptease. Love, her lover."
Broodygryffindor: Always slipping through people's fing-- oh, God, just stop me now.
MsParvatiP: "There was a big Huffleorgy. Hannah missed it all and deeply regretted it."
HufflepuffMeg: "While I was shimmying out of my cheerleader costume. Love, Susan."
Broodygryffindor: ::squints:: Where *is* Hannah?
HufflepuffMeg: *throws another pillow at Natalie to stop her*
ShiningSusan: Hannah was taking pictures, but desperately wanted to join.
MsParvatiP: And Harry, poor Harry, stood outside because the portraits wouldn't let him in.
Broodygryffindor: ::is hit in the face:: ...oof.
ShiningSusan: Hannah's probably shagging someone.
HufflepuffMeg: I believe Hannah is at home for a funeral--some great aunt or uncle.
Broodygryffindor: That little slut.
Broodygryffindor: Oh, well. Not such a little slut, then.
ShiningSusan: Well, I *demand* someone gets the chat logs and sends it to me. I'll give it to him.
ShiningSusan: She's shagging thecorpse!
MsParvatiP: He owes me some dress time. To make up for the ball.
MsParvatiP: SUSAN!
ShiningSusan: Hahaha.
HufflepuffMeg: I'll get the logs and send them to the chat log place. :)
MsParvatiP: Oh no!!
ShiningSusan: Thanks hun.
HufflepuffMeg: Oh, by the way, I have a question, Natalie.
ShiningSusan: The world must know!
Broodygryffindor: ... oh?
MsParvatiP: nooo~
ShiningSusan: The secret life of Hogwarts girls.
HufflepuffMeg: When were you planning on getting it on with someone? I can't wait forever for the cheerleader uniform. :)
MsParvatiP: Oh, MERLIN! The professors'll read it!!
ShiningSusan: Maybe Snape'll go rawr?
HufflepuffMeg: Aw, no they won't. They've got better things to do.
HufflepuffMeg: Ahahaha!
MsParvatiP: Snape will show us his whip!
HufflepuffMeg: EWWWW
ShiningSusan: Snape's busy trying to get into Harry's pants.
ShiningSusan: Err...dress.
HufflepuffMeg: I have no interest in Snape's whip, thank you.
MsParvatiP: Harry'd let him, too.
HufflepuffMeg: Teehee!
EllieBranstone: EWWWWWWWW.
ShiningSusan: Harry's commando under it.
HufflepuffMeg: After all, can't have panty-lines!
MsParvatiP: Free as a Snitch on a blustery day.
ShiningSusan: Exactly.
Broodygryffindor: ::is on the verge of answering but, just, ew. can't. distracted by *horrible* mental image::
HufflepuffMeg: Ahahaha!
MsParvatiP: Okay, I don't need Harry-dress-time.
ShiningSusan: You're picturing him commando? BAD Natalie!
Broodygryffindor: I don't *want* to!
MsParvatiP: Egh. Half the school's seen it anyway.
ShiningSusan: Sure. Ellie, dump her!
MsParvatiP: The male half, that is.
HufflepuffMeg: True that.
ShiningSusan: Yes.
EllieBranstone: Who am I dumping?
HufflepuffMeg: And Draco's mom.
ShiningSusan: HE's the town bike.
MsParvatiP: Eeeeww.
ShiningSusan: Natalie. She's sicker than us.
MsParvatiP: Yeah, all I got was a lousy dance.
EllieBranstone: And ...that was what I was going to say.
ShiningSusan: Hahaha. HE IS!
Broodygryffindor: ::gasps:: You can't mean that, Susan. It's just not *possible*!
MsParvatiP: If he dances that badly, I wonder why he's so popular with the boys. You know what they say about rhythm.
Broodygryffindor: There is no one on earth sicker than you two.
MsParvatiP: three?
Broodygryffindor: ::blinks:: Oh, yes. Three.
ShiningSusan: Vati...Um...there must be.
HufflepuffMeg: I only know what they say about the rhythm method.
EllieBranstone: Filch?
ShiningSusan: We three are jewels.
HufflepuffMeg: *shines*
ShiningSusan: Filch is...ewwwwww.
MsParvatiP: Three little maids from school are we~ eee heeheeheeheehee!
ShiningSusan: ::giggle::
HufflepuffMeg: Ah, so cute!
MsParvatiP: We should make a club.
HufflepuffMeg: This doesn't count?
Broodygryffindor: And what would you call it?
ShiningSusan: The Sick Girls Club?
MsParvatiP: No, with nifty badges.
MsParvatiP: And secret codes.
ShiningSusan: First rule: you don't talk about the club.
HufflepuffMeg: The Snitch Finders Club?
Broodygryffindor: ... does this mean Ellie can't be in it?
ShiningSusan: Second rule: you don't talk about the club.
ShiningSusan: We NEED badges!
ShiningSusan: Meg, did you make mine?
HufflepuffMeg: *laughs* Is that my cue?
MsParvatiP: I get to be the Official Club Ho.
Broodygryffindor: ::eyes Parvati:: I don't know. Do you often hunt for Snitches?
HufflepuffMeg: No, not yet. Stupid computer crashed on me.
MsParvatiP: It's a Snitchnip if I do.
ShiningSusan: I'm the Official Club Advertiser.
MsParvatiP: I can only accept Quaffles.
ShiningSusan: Ok, just checking.
ShiningSusan: Quaffles through the hoop!
HufflepuffMeg: Oooo
MsParvatiP: I've got three hoops.
HufflepuffMeg: I've got a name!
ShiningSusan: Oooo!
ShiningSusan: Good honey.
HufflepuffMeg: The Ladies' Quidditch Society.
ShiningSusan: Glad to see it.
ShiningSusan: Oh, good. Very good.
ShiningSusan: Sounds like a school sponsored thing.
HufflepuffMeg: ...You didn't think I meant my own, did you?
ShiningSusan: Uh....
HufflepuffMeg: *chuckles* If I didn't fancy you so much I'd be offended.
ShiningSusan: You sounded so proud.
Broodygryffindor: ::snorts:: And will we be having tea at every meeting, ladies?
MsParvatiP: And ladyfingers.
ShiningSusan: If you drink it, yes. If not, no.
HufflepuffMeg: Perhaps some fish.
MsParvatiP: I still have Fizzing Whizbees.
ShiningSusan: And crackers.
Broodygryffindor: Oh, yes please.
ShiningSusan: And we shall wear dresses and go commando.
MsParvatiP: And we should make Harry be our slave boy.
ShiningSusan: Yes!
HufflepuffMeg: All the easier to find the snitch?
MsParvatiP: And Meg will whip him.
MsParvatiP: Yes.
HufflepuffMeg: *grins*
ShiningSusan: With her fuzzy whip.
Broodygryffindor: ::raises a hand::
MsParvatiP: Yes, Natalie?
HufflepuffMeg: No no--it's Natalie's fuzzy whip.
ShiningSusan: Oh, right. You'll have to borrow it.
Broodygryffindor: What if I don't want a slave *boy*, eh? I think you lot are discriminating.
Broodygryffindor: ::smirks::
ShiningSusan: Well...since Ellie's out, she can be yours. Agreed?
HufflepuffMeg: He'd look just like a girl?
EllieBranstone: Hey, why am I out, anyway?
ShiningSusan: Bad Meg!
MsParvatiP: Well, Harry already owes me. So I think I ought to make him my slave. Although I may have to boil him in a cauldron to get Mrs. Malfoy-cooties off.
ShiningSusan: You're either out or staring at Natalie's chest.
EllieBranstone: ::quickly:: I'm out.
ShiningSusan: Thought so.
Broodygryffindor: ::eyebrow quirks::
MsParvatiP: Out of what?
EllieBranstone: I have no idea.
ShiningSusan: ((must...sleep...send...chatlog))
HufflepuffMeg: Her trunk, my dear.
MsParvatiP: ::stupid moment::
MsParvatiP: Oh.
MsParvatiP: ::goes back to plotting out Harry's new wardrobe::
HufflepuffMeg: *yawns* You know, it's getting awfully late.
MsParvatiP: It is.
HufflepuffMeg: And we do have classes in the morning...
MsParvatiP: ((twelve hours until work, yaarrgh.))
Broodygryffindor: Classes? Pah!
ShiningSusan: Continue the Ladies' Quidditch Society meeting in the morning?
HufflepuffMeg: ((ten hours!))
ShiningSusan: ((Seven for me))
HufflepuffMeg: All right, will do! :)
ShiningSusan: Good.
MsParvatiP: do we really have to send this to the public place?
ShiningSusan: Yes.
HufflepuffMeg: Yes.
MsParvatiP: Why?
ShiningSusan: No arguments. The world must know.
MsParvatiP: nooo!
MsParvatiP: My image will be shattered.
Broodygryffindor: What image?
ShiningSusan: It will amuse them endlessly and we can take over the world!
HufflepuffMeg: *gives 'vati a goodnight kiss on her cheek*
ShiningSusan: You have a positive image?
MsParvatiP: Or we'll just stop the wizard world from reproducing all together.
HufflepuffMeg: Hee. Yes.
MsParvatiP: I already succeeded with Warrington.
ShiningSusan: Hahaha.
Broodygryffindor: ::squints:: So, wait. *Who's* my slave girl again?
HufflepuffMeg: Ellie.
ShiningSusan: Nobody.
Broodygryffindor: Cause I bloody well want one.
HufflepuffMeg: Only you have to treat her right!
ShiningSusan: Fine. Ellie.
MsParvatiP: Wronski Feint!
ShiningSusan: But I get Meg and Vati.
ShiningSusan: HA!
MsParvatiP: But I belong to Meg.
MsParvatiP: She's my pimp daddy.
EllieBranstone: I'm better. :)
ShiningSusan: So by association, you belong to me.
MsParvatiP: But technically she tackled and claimed you.
MsParvatiP: Therefore, you are slave girl. Get in the Leia bikini.
HufflepuffMeg: And Susan's been claimed for me. So really, I get Susan and 'Vati.
HufflepuffMeg: Teehee!
Broodygryffindor: ::rolls her eyes at Susan:: My, you're greedy.
ShiningSusan: Uh...I claimed...Damn it all. What happened?
HufflepuffMeg: I do have the whip in the relationship, after all.
Broodygryffindor: And... yeah! My slave girl's better!
ShiningSusan: She does dive for the snitch more often.
MsParvatiP: Wronski Feint!
Broodygryffindor: Dedication, that's what that is.
ShiningSusan: Hahah!
MsParvatiP: Someone should write The Kama Sutra of Quidditch.
MsParvatiP: I have a new project.
HufflepuffMeg: *laughs* That's your phrase isn't it, 'Vati.
ShiningSusan: Oh, we totally should. Next meeting.
MsParvatiP: And how!
HufflepuffMeg: Yes!
HufflepuffMeg: And now!
HufflepuffMeg: Sleep!
MsParvatiP: ::sets up her blankets::
HufflepuffMeg: ...May I share a bed with you, Susan? :)
ShiningSusan: ::Turns of lights::
ShiningSusan: Uh...meep?
MsParvatiP: hufflepuff after dark!
ShiningSusan: hahaha!
HufflepuffMeg: *giggles*
ShiningSusan: The Jerry Springer of Houses.
Broodygryffindor: ...I'm going it alone, aren't I?
ShiningSusan: If you can wake Ellie up...
MsParvatiP: If Ellie's unconscious, you can just fit in beside her.
HufflepuffMeg: I thought you were sleeping with Ellie in Hannah's bed?
ShiningSusan: Heehee.
Broodygryffindor: ::snorts:: Well, seeing as it's already been decided that I'll end up giving her *nightmares*...
ShiningSusan: Baptise it, baby!
MsParvatiP: I'll take whoever's bed is empty. Or the floor, as I have blankies.
HufflepuffMeg: And Parvati, that strange Quaffle-lover, can have my bed for this evening.
MsParvatiP: I am an odd, odd, breed.
Broodygryffindor: Okay, the word *blankies* just does not fit in proper with tonight's conversation.
HufflepuffMeg: Yes indeed.
ShiningSusan: 'Vati can go it with...uh...we could have an orgy.
MsParvatiP: But I kick.
HufflepuffMeg: Oh, come now. I'm too sleepy for an orgy! *yawns again*
ShiningSusan: Ok...you're going it alone.
MsParvatiP: Orgy in the morning. Pre-potions.
ShiningSusan: Good plan.
HufflepuffMeg: Right-o.
ShiningSusan: To warm us up.
Broodygryffindor: ::squints. it's getting hard to keep up:: Which bed, then?
MsParvatiP: I have Meg's.
HufflepuffMeg: You and Ellie in Hannah's.
ShiningSusan: Get in Hannah's bed.
ShiningSusan: Lumos. Over there!
Broodygryffindor: Fuck. Alright! Don't be so touchy.
ShiningSusan: Nox! Come here, you.
MsParvatiP: Unless you want my blankies.
ShiningSusan: Unless you want Vati...
HufflepuffMeg: Who, me? *cuddles up with Susan*
Broodygryffindor: Oh, there's nothing in the world that I want more.
ShiningSusan: Not touchy...need Meg love.
MsParvatiP: Everyone loves being kicked in the stomach.
ShiningSusan: Whilst asleep.
MsParvatiP: Yes. Rawr.
ShiningSusan: Ok, closing my eyes and not picturing Vati rawr.
MsParvatiP: Good night, everyone!
ShiningSusan: Can't handle the sexiness. Night!
HufflepuffMeg: *yawns* I've had a most excellent evening. See you all in the morning!
ShiningSusan: ((K, Meg, you get it sent to the archives?))
Broodygryffindor: ::plops down in Hannah's bed. and coughs awkwardly:: Eh. night all!
HufflepuffMeg: ((Will do!))
HufflepuffMeg: G'night!
ShiningSusan: Niiiight.