You have just entered room "Huffleorgy." secretseeker16 has entered the room. EllieBranstone has entered the room. MsParvatiP has entered the room. secretseeker16: ::walks in:: ShiningSusan: I thought the name was appropriate. MsParvatiP: ::re-dragging in her blankets:: Oh yes. EllieBranstone: Harry! You made it! ShiningSusan: And how kind of Potter to show! secretseeker16: ...::smiles:: Hello Girls.. ShiningSusan: Did you bring your curlers? secretseeker16: ::coughs politely:: er. no. MsParvatiP: And why not? secretseeker16: ::drags his pillow in the room::.. er.. my hair is too short for them... ::grins:: ShiningSusan: Maybe pin curls would be nice. MsParvatiP: Spikes! EllieBranstone: Where's the makeup? ShiningSusan: Ooh, did you bring gel? EllieBranstone: Because I told Harry he needs eyeliner. :-) secretseeker16: ...er... no.. I just brought my pillow. ::holds up his pillow:: secretseeker16: ::grins sheepishly:: MsParvatiP: Oh, definitely, with glasses, one needs eyeliner. And mascara! secretseeker16: ::blushes crimson:: ShiningSusan: And green eyeshadow. secretseeker16: ::raises a shocked eyebrow: ShiningSusan: Anybody else we want to invite? MsParvatiP: I invited Nat.. secretseeker16: ::stands there awkwardly:: ShiningSusan: ((God, my boyfriend's name is Nat. It's creepy)) MsParvatiP: ((Sorry! hee!)) ShiningSusan: Sit down Harry. We don't bite. Well, Natalie does. ((No, it's cool)) MsParvatiP: And then she only bites herself. MsParvatiP: er. secretseeker16: ...::smiles and sits down:: ShiningSusan: She's a lion. secretseeker16: ::hugs his pillow:; ShiningSusan: I now call to order the Ladies Quidditch Society. ShiningSusan: Order! MsParvatiP: Herehere! secretseeker16: ...::snickers:: MsParvatiP: I brought my long-overdue Quidditch through the Ages! secretseeker16: That's a good book. Broodygryffindor has entered the room. MsParvatiP: hurrah! ShiningSusan: The lion is here! MsParvatiP: Yes. It's also why Madam Pince wants my hide. ShiningSusan: Pince may kill you. ShiningSusan: But she may be so grateful to have it back... MsParvatiP: I think I sat on it too. Broodygryffindor: I'm sure you all missed me terribly. MsParvatiP: We wept. ShiningSusan: Oh we did darling. EllieBranstone: We did. ShiningSusan: Especially Ellie. secretseeker16: ::grins:: MsParvatiP: She was inconsolable. secretseeker16: ((brb)) ShiningSusan: Wronski feint! MsParvatiP: Hurrah! ShiningSusan: That may become my tag line as well, 'Vati. MsParvatiP: But I claimed it! Broodygryffindor: *smirks* You know, I've heard that's how slave girls get... inconsolable and such. ShiningSusan: Ok, then I get "Dive for the Snitch!" secretseeker16: ...::silent:: ShiningSusan: Right, you missed the snitch conversation. EllieBranstone: You can *have* it, Susan. ShiningSusan: It flew down Nat's throat, and the wonderful seeker that Ellie is... MsParvatiP: But he knows what happened, since he blurted it out. Broodygryffindor: ::raises a hand:: Eh, does that leave me with "fucking grab it"? ShiningSusan: TRUE. ShiningSusan: Yes. EllieBranstone: SUSAN! ShiningSusan: What? ShiningSusan: It her all her! EllieBranstone: Nothing. Never mind. Broodygryffindor: All who? secretseeker16: ::leans against the bed, watching all of them:: ShiningSusan: Huh? :confused look: ShiningSusan: No taking notes Harry. MsParvatiP: Monkey dance! MsParvatiP: It's time for the monkey dance! ShiningSusan: This is not a "for the good of mankind" moment. ShiningSusan: Heeeee! Dance, monkey! secretseeker16: I won't. MsParvatiP: Why not? ShiningSusan: You *owe* us a monkey dance. MsParvatiP: Yes. Broodygryffindor: At the very least. secretseeker16: Who? secretseeker16: Me? ShiningSusan: Yes! MsParvatiP: Yes. You. secretseeker16: ::looks scandalized:: EllieBranstone: Dance for us! secretseeker16: ::looks embarrased:: MsParvatiP: Oh, don't be so shocked. You've probably had stranger requests. secretseeker16: ::coughs:: ShiningSusan: Oh, he totally has. MsParvatiP: That or we get to hit you. ShiningSusan: Ellie'll sing, you dance! Broodygryffindor: He hasn't denied it. secretseeker16: .... ::blushes:: EllieBranstone: Ellie. Can't. Sing. MsParvatiP: ((it's funny because it's true)) secretseeker16: And Harry.can't.dance. ShiningSusan: Exactly. It'll be torturous. MsParvatiP: That's also funny because it's true. secretseeker16: .... ::glares at parvati:: MsParvatiP: ^^ ShiningSusan: Heeeee. secretseeker16: Well... er.. (( he can strip dance, but thats about it ^^ )) ShiningSusan: Any problems with this? MsParvatiP: All in favor of Harry dancing, raise your hand and say aye. secretseeker16: ::looks scandalized:: ShiningSusan: ::raises hand:: Aye. EllieBranstone: Aye. :: raises hand:: But I'm not singing. MsParvatiP: Aye. ::raises hers:: Broodygryffindor: ::shrugs and raises her hand:: Aye. secretseeker16: ... ::looks defeated, and stands up:: MsParvatiP: All opposed? secretseeker16: ::puts his pillow down:: ShiningSusan: Fine, we'll get someone else to sing. Harry can't vote. MsParvatiP: Right. Dance! secretseeker16: ...er.. ::looks embarrased:: Broodygryffindor: I'm sure Harry can make do with his own rhythm. secretseeker16: ::shoots her a glare:: MsParvatiP: Oh, I don't know. Broodygryffindor: ::smiles innocently:: MsParvatiP: I can clap my hands. ShiningSusan: Maybe if he has no *set* rhythm? secretseeker16: ::sighs heavily: Allright, I know I cannot dance, All rigth? secretseeker16: *right secretseeker16: ::looks embarrased:: Broodygryffindor: Yes, but can you clap your hands *rhythmically* is the question? MsParvatiP: Yes. EllieBranstone has left the room. MsParvatiP: Feel ze rhythm! don't be scared! ShiningSusan: Mooove! secretseeker16: ::nods:: secretseeker16: ::starts to move... uh, awkwardly:: MsParvatiP: ::claps her hands in time:: secretseeker16: ::blushing crimson:: secretseeker16: ::does this slow sexy dance because his player likes it like that ^^:: ShiningSusan: Go baby! EllieBranstone has entered the room. Broodygryffindor: Ooh, baby. Broodygryffindor: Work it, honey! secretseeker16: ::starts getting into the mood, and er.. sexy dances:: ShiningSusan: Harry, you need to do this more often. secretseeker16: ::waggles his eyebrows, and smirks:: secretseeker16: I do, its just that you don't hear about it. secretseeker16: ::continues to dance:: ShiningSusan: ::gasp:: Who for?! MsParvatiP: What? ShiningSusan: Not SNAPE! EllieBranstone: You know it, Susan! MsParvatiP: eeeee! secretseeker16: ::blushing crimson:: Not telling, ::continues to dance:: ShiningSusan: eeeee! ShiningSusan: Not Snape? Mrs. Malfoy? I'd give you a Knut... MsParvatiP: He did dance with Draco. secretseeker16: NO, not Mrs.Malfoy. secretseeker16: ::shoots her a glare:: I will stop if you girls dont shut up about it. MsParvatiP: :D ShiningSusan: All right. :enjoying show:: secretseeker16: ::slows down on the dancing:: Broodygryffindor: ::snorts:: I'm not saying a word... EllieBranstone: Can we still talk about Snape? ShiningSusan: *giggle* MsParvatiP: ::giggle!:: secretseeker16: ::has a sour face:: MsParvatiP: I don't know, the walls have ears. Broodygryffindor: My, Ellie. A bit preoccupied, aren't we? secretseeker16: ::stops dancing:: Broodygryffindor: ::smirks:: Got a crush on him or something? secretseeker16: ::looks at ellie:: Snape?! MsParvatiP: ::giggle:: ShiningSusan: Ellie...sick! And you made him stop! EllieBranstone: Tormenting Harry is fun. If you're Eeeeeeeeevil. MsParvatiP: Evil Hufflepuff! ShiningSusan: Eeeeeevil. EllieBranstone: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. I do *not* have a crush on Snape. Yuck. secretseeker16: ::rolls his eyes:: I'm sitting down. secretseeker16: (( ROFL @ mireille )) ShiningSusan: Good. I'd disown you. ::claps for Harry:: secretseeker16: ::bows, and sits:: ShiningSusan: Who's next? Broodygryffindor: ::claps belatedly:: ShiningSusan: Nat! You're up! Broodygryffindor: ::arches an eyebrow:: Well, that's certainly *not* happening. secretseeker16: ::smirks at natilie:: MsParvatiP: Fuzzy. secretseeker16: Go on, gon on. secretseeker16: *go ShiningSusan: Go girl! secretseeker16: ::eyes sparkle, and grins:: Broodygryffindor: Look, I'm not desperate like Harry. I don't mind leaving. MsParvatiP: For five sickles... I'll dance. ShiningSusan: I'll give you three. secretseeker16: ::raises an eyebrow:: I would pay you, but I don't have my money now. secretseeker16: ::chuckles:: MsParvatiP: I'd hate to have you owe me ::leer:: ShiningSusan: ::waggles eyerows:: MsParvatiP: I'll take three. Any more bidders? EllieBranstone: I'm broke. MsParvatiP: It all goes straight to the "get Parvati a broom" fund. secretseeker16: I can give you money when we get back to the Gryfindor tower. ShiningSusan: Get someone to shoot a Quaffle through your hoop! Broodygryffindor: ::smirks and glances at Ellie:: How much to get the slave girl to dance, then? MsParvatiP: That's at least five sickles, Susan. EllieBranstone: You couldn't afford me. ::grins:: MsParvatiP: Three is dancing. Five I Keep. ShiningSusan: Heee...Not me! Broodygryffindor: ::grins:: Well, that's honestly not saying much. secretseeker16: ::watches them with a bemused smile:: ShiningSusan: The secret life of women. ShiningSusan: It's scarier with Megan. Have hope. MsParvatiP: It's funny that we're in "huffleorgy" when three out of five are Gryffs. EllieBranstone: True--we're outnumbered. ShiningSusan: Yeah...we need to get Hannah back soon. Or kept Sophie..strike that. secretseeker16: And I'm the only male. Broodygryffindor: ::squints:: Where's Megan off to anyway? secretseeker16: ::coughs:: MsParvatiP: Well, technically. MsParvatiP: She said she was taking a nap. About two hours ago. Broodygryffindor: ::snorts. and then blinks:: He's the only male *technically*? MsParvatiP: I have no idea. Poke him and see if he giggles. secretseeker16: ::looks at her:: MsParvatiP: :D secretseeker16: I do not giggle. ShiningSusan: He's a very special boy. ShiningSusan: According to Hermione, he's The Boy Who Crossdresses. secretseeker16: Crossdresses?! Broodygryffindor: I don't actually think I giggle either... secretseeker16: .. MsParvatiP: Shall we test this theory of non-giggling? Tickle his feet! secretseeker16: ::tucks in his feet:: secretseeker16: ::glares at parvati:: Broodygryffindor: Dear. Don't think I'm a boy and I just never noticed, do you? MsParvatiP: ::sticks her tongue out at Harry:: secretseeker16: ::sticks his tongue out at parvati, playfully:: secretseeker16: (( immature harry for you ^^ )) ShiningSusan: Heeee.... MsParvatiP: Neenerneenernee. secretseeker16: ::bursts out laughing:: MsParvatiP: Giggle! ::shakes her fist at him:: ShiningSusan: ::crosses eyes:: Broodygryffindor: ... there's something most definitely wrong with all of you. MsParvatiP: Well, yes.. Obviously. ShiningSusan: You just figured this out? secretseeker16: I do not giggle ::looks stubbornly at her:: EllieBranstone: With all of *us*? What about you, you squishy teddy bear? Broodygryffindor: ::shrugs:: What can I say? I'm honestly not that bright. ShiningSusan: Maybe she's a teddy-lion. Broodygryffindor: Oh, that's it, I'm sure. Nothing wrong with that, though, of course. Perfectly normal. ShiningSusan: With a fluffy mane. MsParvatiP: Mrawr. ShiningSusan: Dammit, I'm waiting for Snape's rawr. I was hoping he'd rawr at Lupin, but noooo. Broodygryffindor: *Mrawr*? Honestly, I'm not a house cat. EllieBranstone: Oh, Susan, I do not want to know about that. I nearly fell over laughing during DADA today. secretseeker16: Snape? Lupin? MsParvatiP: Oh, it's so obvious! ShiningSusan: Heeee! EllieBranstone: You didn't *know* that, Harry? ShiningSusan: Punish me, Severus! secretseeker16: ... ShiningSusan: ...Oops. secretseeker16: (( no one told harry yet, and he's rather dense. )) MsParvatiP: It's right in plain sight, too. For all that talk of privacy. EllieBranstone: Even *I* figured that one out, Harry. Broodygryffindor: ::snorts:: EllieBranstone: Without much help. secretseeker16: ::looks down at his hands:: ShiningSusan: Did you read his journal entry? MsParvatiP: Mystic Broad called it. secretseeker16: ...which one? ShiningSusan: I believe he was yelling at students... Broodygryffindor: For people as sensible as they're supposed to be, they certainly are blatant. ShiningSusan: It was today... Broodygryffindor: The one about Millicent? ShiningSusan: Could have been. MsParvatiP: Yes. secretseeker16: ... Broodygryffindor: You okay, Harry? ShiningSusan: Sorry Harry hun. EllieBranstone: ::goes over to sit next to Harry:: Are you OK? secretseeker16: ::stares at his hand:: secretseeker16: ::nods solemly:: secretseeker16: Er.. Yeah, yeah.. I'm fine. ShiningSusan: *patpatpat* MsParvatiP: Time for cocoa. ShiningSusan: With cinnamon. Broodygryffindor: Eh, I don't much like cinnamon actually. Not in my drinks, at any rate. ShiningSusan: In small doses. MsParvatiP: Whipped cream. MsParvatiP: In a totally platonic way. Broodygryffindor: ::smirks:: Oh, drat. secretseeker16: ::looks up:: MsParvatiP: Ooh! We should make s'mores! Does anyone else know what those are? secretseeker16: ::grins:: I do. RavenRoger26 has entered the room. Broodygryffindor: ::leans back against a bed and raises a hand:: Yeah. A mess. RavenRoger26: ::enters:: Hello... ShiningSusan: I believe they have chocolate. secretseeker16: ...::looks up:: ShiningSusan: Ah...Roger. ShiningSusan: We needed more males here for the Huffleorgy. secretseeker16: I'm not the only male, thank god. MsParvatiP: Welcome to the. uh. s'more party. Broodygryffindor: ::raises an eyebrow:: ...hello? ShiningSusan: Although there's like no Huffles here. secretseeker16: Oh secretseeker16: Sorry. secretseeker16: ::sheepish grin: ShiningSusan: What? Broodygryffindor: Well, there's an Evil one. Certainly she counts as two, right? Two words in her title and verything. secretseeker16: ::shakes head:: Nothing Nothing. MsParvatiP: I'll go sneak down to the kitchen and see if I can get stuff for s'mores. ShiningSusan: But I adamantly refuse to let Crabbe in. ShiningSusan: Evil. Hufflepuff. Yep, two. ShiningSusan: Roger, grab a pillow. MsParvatiP: Roger has to dance. It's an initiation thing. ::taking a pillowcase for s'mores supplies:: RavenRoger26: Er, okay. ::picks one and sits down:: RavenRoger26: Dance? secretseeker16: Yes, lets let him dance. MsParvatiP: Harry danced. secretseeker16: ::coughs:: secretseeker16: ::looks away, blushign:: RavenRoger26: ::laughs:: ShiningSusan: It was lovely. Broodygryffindor: After all, this *is* the Ladies Quidditch Society. Fellows have to go a bit of an extra mile to get in. EllieBranstone: You have to dance, Roger. It's a rule. secretseeker16: ::blushes more:: Broodygryffindor: Right. Rule, uh... eleven. secretseeker16: ::wants him to dance, but won't say anything:: RavenRoger26: To get in the Ladies Quidditch Society, I have to dance? ::laughs:: MsParvatiP: Right after "Wronski Feint". Broodygryffindor: ... yes. Broodygryffindor: ::coughs:: Look, don't question the logic. We're brilliant, we are. There's just no use questioning. MsParvatiP: Oh, hell. Someone else get s'more stuff. ::sits back down:: Let's see some dancing. ShiningSusan: Dive for the Snitch! RavenRoger26: Merlin... what kind of dance? MsParvatiP: Wronski Feint! secretseeker16: ::sits back, watching Roger:; ShiningSusan: Accio Smore supplies! MsParvatiP: If you can dance like a monkey, it would be greatly appreciated by all. ShiningSusan: Yes. MsParvatiP: If not, then dance however you'd like. secretseeker16: ::coughs::lapdance::cough:: Broodygryffindor: We're quite sure you're familiar with the rhythmic movements of monkies, of course. Who isn't? EllieBranstone: What was that, Harry? secretseeker16: Hm, Ellie? Oh nothing secretseeker16: ::smirking:: MsParvatiP: You'll need to pay him for that, Harry. You old bicycle, you. EllieBranstone: I did hear you, you know. Want me to repeat it? ShiningSusan: Heeeee. EllieBranstone: Roger might not have heard. :-) secretseeker16: No. RavenRoger26: I heard that. No. ShiningSusan: *snicker* secretseeker16: ::glares:: secretseeker16: I was just joking. secretseeker16: I am *not* a bicycle MsParvatiP: Kidding. RavenRoger26: Good to know... I think. EllieBranstone: Broomstick? Broodygryffindor: ... tricycle? secretseeker16: ... ::glares:: RavenRoger26: ::laughs:: secretseeker16: None of that. Broodygryffindor: Ass? ShiningSusan: Unicycle! Broodygryffindor: Eh, as in donkey. MsParvatiP: Pogo stick! secretseeker16: ::blushes:: Oh you all, leave me alone. ShiningSusan: Bounce bounce bounce! secretseeker16: ::stares:: Broodygryffindor: ::snickers:: Oh, that's Harry exactly. MsParvatiP: Just wait until it gets really late. And when Megan shows up. Broodygryffindor: Oh, yeah. We're just winding up. secretseeker16: I have to go soon. MsParvatiP: Wronski Feint! ::bouncebounce:: ShiningSusan: HEEE! Yes, we're just getting started. ShiningSusan: Sadness Harry. MsParvatiP: ... ::stops bouncing, reddening:: er. secretseeker16: ... no, i can stay a little bit longer, actualy. ShiningSusan: Keep it up...wait. Roger! Go! secretseeker16: ::looks at roger:: RavenRoger26: Do I really have to dance? secretseeker16: ::wants him too:: They won't leave you alone until you do. EllieBranstone: Yes. ShiningSusan: Harry did. MsParvatiP: Please? Broodygryffindor: ::crosses her arms and watches Roger expectantly:: Well, Harry did, and it was awful, and nobody seemed to mind much. ::smirks:: RavenRoger26: ::laughs:: ShiningSusan: It was lovely. secretseeker16: ... secretseeker16: ::glares:: secretseeker16: I thought it was okay. Broodygryffindor: Oh, come on. Not nearly enough thrusting. secretseeker16: ...::stares:: RavenRoger26: ::laughs:: Well, fine, I'll dance. ::gets up and does a rather terrible rendition of the Time Warp:: secretseeker16: ::watches:: Broodygryffindor: Oh, see? That there. That's thrusting. MsParvatiP has left the room. RavenRoger26: Okay, I seemed to embarassed myself enough for the evening. ::sits down again:: secretseeker16: ::thought it was good, but won't say anything, and hugs his pillow:: ShiningSusan: ::claps:: You're in! Broodygryffindor: ::coughs:: Eh, right. So. Anyone want to give me a lap dance? ::grins:: ShiningSusan: Ellie! EllieBranstone: What, Susan? ::glares at her:: ShiningSusan: Uh.... Broodygryffindor: What was that my darling wife? Did you say that *you* wanted to? Oh deartest. That's so sweet. secretseeker16: ::laughs:: ShiningSusan: Oh yes. I will do it. Broodygryffindor: ((Deartest. dearest. all the same, really.)) Broodygryffindor: ::blinks:: Uh... alright. secretseeker16: ::eyes wide::... ::stares at susan:: ShiningSusan: Close your eyes....::drops cat on lap:: ShiningSusan: Wait. I have no cat. RavenRoger26: ::laughs:: Broodygryffindor: ::eyebrow arches:: Oh baby, oh baby? ShiningSusan: ::swivles hips:: secretseeker16: ::wide eyed::... Broodygryffindor: ::drawls:: No touching I suppose? ShiningSusan: Ssh! I'm just beginning. ShiningSusan: ::twirl and crawl:: Broodygryffindor: ::grins:: Oh, right. Sorry... ::blinks:: EllieBranstone: I think you're shocking Harry, Susan. Which is saying something. MsParvatiP has entered the room. secretseeker16: ... MsParvatiP: Rotten.. lousy.. ::returns with s'more supplies:: What did I miss? ShiningSusan: ::sexy smile:: (attempt) EllieBranstone: ::points at Susan and Natalie:: Lap dance. secretseeker16: Uh huh... MsParvatiP: Oh. My. MsParvatiP: Damn! secretseeker16: ::stares at him:: secretseeker16: *them ShiningSusan: ::finally reaches lap:: Broodygryffindor: ::squints:: Megan's not going to kill me over this, I hope? MsParvatiP: Maybe just bite you. Broodygryffindor: ::grins:: Oh, well. Might enjoy that. ShiningSusan: ::pause:: It's all for the Ladies Quidditch Society cause. MsParvatiP: Wronski Feint! Broodygryffindor: I'm not arguing. RavenRoger26: ::laughs:: What's with the Wronski Feint? ShiningSusan: ::giggle:: MsParvatiP: Because you have to drop down to get the Snitch. MsParvatiP: And it's sooo hard to find. It requires a lot of talent and seeking. Broodygryffindor: Focus on the task at hand, please Susan. :P RavenRoger26: Ohhhh. ::laughs:: secretseeker16: ... MsParvatiP: Me, I deal with Quaffles and hoops. RavenRoger26: Same here. ShiningSusan: ::resumes dance:: ShiningSusan: 'Vati! He can shoot a Quaffle through your hoop! secretseeker16: .... Broodygryffindor: ::wiggles her eyebrows:: *Now* I remember why I married you... MsParvatiP: ::mock scandalised:: RavenRoger26: ::laughs:: Great, now Quaffles are corrupted... ShiningSusan: ::smirk:: MsParvatiP: The entire GAME is corrupted, my dear. Broodygryffindor: It's a dirty game, Quidditch. ShiningSusan: Just think of that when you're handling them! EllieBranstone has left the room. ShiningSusan: ::drops kiss of Nat's cheek and is done:: RavenRoger26: I always thought outside the game was worse than the game itself, but now I have my doubts... EllieBranstone has entered the room. secretseeker16: ::nods:: MsParvatiP: Not to mention beating the Bludgers about. Broodygryffindor: ::touches her cheek:: Oh, Susie dear, your lips are so soft. ::smirk:: ShiningSusan: Oh baby oh baby! Broodygryffindor: Do you see what you do to me, honey? ShiningSusan: ::giggle:: Broodygryffindor: But, eh. ::smirks again:: Speaking Quidditch. Suppose I'll be taking you lot's advice. MsParvatiP: Diving for the Snitch? ShiningSusan: Joining the team,. eh? ShiningSusan: DO ITTTTTT! secretseeker16: ::laughs:: MsParvatiP: ((brb)) Broodygryffindor: Like you said. I'm a Beater in the right mood. RavenRoger26: Yeah, it's fun in more ways than one... ::laughs:: ShiningSusan: I'll enjoy beating you around. Broodygryffindor: Oh, that's sweet, love. Honestly. Broodygryffindor: I think that if Harry doesn't put me on the team, we should tell everyone he danced in a dress. Isn't true, but *they* don't have to know that. EllieBranstone: They'd believe us. Broodygryffindor: Look at our faces. Would these faces lie? ShiningSusan: Hufflepuffs? Never! EllieBranstone: I mean. Susan and I are *Hufflepuffs.* If you can't trust a Hufflepuff, who can you trust? Broodygryffindor: ::grins at Ellie:: See, time's like these, the innocent thing comes in handy. RavenRoger26: ::laughs:: No one ever suspects the Hufflepuffs... ShiningSusan: Even if you *are* an evil Hufflepuff. secretseeker16: I do not dance in dresses. Broodygryffindor: The dirty minded buggers. ShiningSusan: Someday, you will. secretseeker16: No I won't. secretseeker16: I know I will look good in it, but.. no. ::smirks:: EllieBranstone: I'm not *that* evil. Broodygryffindor: Oh, but you are dear. RavenRoger26: ::laughs:: Broodygryffindor: Eeeeevil, in fact. Remember? Broodygryffindor: Emphasis on the, uh, "E" I suppose. EllieBranstone: Only when it suits me. ShiningSusan: Harry, put on a pink one! Broodygryffindor: ::grins:: MsParvatiP: Please! Broodygryffindor: Oh, yes. A frilly pink one! secretseeker16: No! secretseeker16: ::embarrased:: EllieBranstone: With lace and ruffles? MsParvatiP: If it's about your legs.. we'll get you a long one. RavenRoger26: I danced, therefore you should wear a dress. It's only fair. Broodygryffindor: ::checks:: Legs look alright to me. RavenRoger26: Well, you danced too... oh well. MsParvatiP: I'll lift my top if you wear a dress. Broodygryffindor: Oh, *please* Harry! ShiningSusan: Come on! RavenRoger26: Heeeeey... this could get interesting... wear the dress, Harry, let's see what else they'll do... secretseeker16: ... I will only wear a dress if Roger wears a dress, and I highly doubt he will. secretseeker16: ::sits back stubbornly:: Broodygryffindor: I already sat for a lap dance. I believe my work here is done. ShiningSusan: I did all the bloody work! MsParvatiP: Men, dresses, now! RavenRoger26: I'm not wearing a dress... Broodygryffindor: But I looked pretty while you did it! EllieBranstone: Oh, why not, Roger? I bet you'd look lovely. :-) MsParvatiP: Then my top stays on. Broodygryffindor: That's fucking *exhausting*! secretseeker16: Then I'm not wearing a dress. secretseeker16: ::smiles smugly:: RavenRoger26: ::laughs:: Yeah, I'm sure getting a lap dance is very hard work... Broodygryffindor: ::grins:: Certainly wore me out... Broodygryffindor: ::licks her lips and leers at Susan:: ShiningSusan: How about a bikini? MsParvatiP: But men are so HAIRY! Broodygryffindor: You both wear dresses and I'll, uh... wear a suit? ::snorts:: secretseeker16: ... secretseeker16: i'm not wearing a dress. ShiningSusan: Maybe not... ShiningSusan: Harry. You'd look so shaggable! RavenRoger26: You wearing a suit wouldn't be nearly as bad as us wearing dresses. MsParvatiP: Dresses are very freeing. Broodygryffindor: ... bet I'd look right dashing, though. RavenRoger26: ::laughs:: secretseeker16: I look shaggable already, what are you talking about? MsParvatiP: And how, Nat! Broodygryffindor: ::nods:: Damned right. Broodygryffindor: ::shrugs and smirks again, of course, because she's redundant:: You'd look a good deal more shaggable to me at any rate, Harry. ShiningSusan: But you'd look *more* shaggable. secretseeker16: ... MsParvatiP: Exactly. Men in dresses are incredibly hot. secretseeker16: ::looks at her, disbelivingly:: RavenRoger26: I don't know about that... MsParvatiP: May Fang eat my Tarot cards if I lie. Broodygryffindor: Ask Ellie. She wouldn't lie about a thing like that. She's Evil, but she's incredibly honest. EllieBranstone: They are. They so are. :-) MsParvatiP: And I don't lie. Unless asked to. And.. uhm.. I shouldn't have said that. Broodygryffindor: See? ShiningSusan: See, Terence and Wood do! And *they're* shaggable! secretseeker16: .... MsParvatiP: And HOW! secretseeker16: ... I don't know. MsParvatiP: ... ::is quiet:: Broodygryffindor: Does Marcus? RavenRoger26: Wait a minute... rewind that a second... Terence and Wood in dresses? MsParvatiP: Good question. secretseeker16: (( for regina and marcus's wedding ^^ ::cough:: )) RavenRoger26: ((Riiiiiiiight. Glad I missed that one.)) ShiningSusan: ((Marcus wears a wedding dress? What)) secretseeker16: (( im joking ^^ )) EllieBranstone: ((And there's a topic you DON'T want to bring up lest I switch characters on you.... )) Broodygryffindor: ((*giggles... and hides*)) MsParvatiP: ((The slumbering beast has been awakened!)) MsParvatiP: ::squee!:: Pleeease, Harry and Roger? secretseeker16: (( ^^ oh shush, im just joking ^^ )) secretseeker16: ..only if Roger does it. secretseeker16: And that's final. RavenRoger26: Aw, no. Hm. Well. I don't know. This could be terrible for my reputation... MsParvatiP: Roger, please? MsParvatiP: But you could get so lucky! EllieBranstone: ((LOL. So wasI.)) Broodygryffindor: Well, you've already ruined your reputation by hanging about with us, so no worries. secretseeker16: Only if roger does it. ::sits back, hands folded into his chest:: Broodygryffindor: Come on. Dresses or you don't get to participate in the orgy later. EllieBranstone: Trust me, Roger, once the world knows you were at a Hufflepuff slumber party? You have no reputation left. MsParvatiP: Those're the rules. Broodygryffindor: ::glances around at the other ladies:: Am I right? RavenRoger26: ::laughs:: You have a point there. secretseeker16: ::bites his lip, worried now:: MsParvatiP: Yes. Dress = you getting lucky. RavenRoger26: Merlin, that's tempting... whatdya think, Harry? secretseeker16: ...only if you do it, Roger. :looks at him:: RavenRoger26: ::sighs:: I've got nothing to lose, might as well. Broodygryffindor: That's the spirit. secretseeker16: ::didn't think he would actualy do it, and stares wide eyed:: You will? MsParvatiP: Hurrah! EllieBranstone: Yay, ROger! RavenRoger26: Sure, I will sleep securely knowing I won't get made fun of at Hogwarts as much as you. RavenRoger26: ::laughs:: secretseeker16: ((how old is roger..)) secretseeker16: ... Fine then. RavenRoger26: ((19)) secretseeker16: But no pink. Broodygryffindor: ::squints:: Don't still have to wear a suit, do I? RavenRoger26: I second the no pink suggestion. secretseeker16: ((ok, i thought he was still in school )) secretseeker16: or no yellow.. or any girly color. Broodygryffindor: Orange, then? With green trim? secretseeker16: No. Broodygryffindor: ... no to which? MsParvatiP: I have a blue one. RavenRoger26: Any color could be considered girly... and they're dresses. They'll be girly regardless of color... secretseeker16: ::looks at him:: I know that, i meant nothing bright. ShiningSusan: With spangles! MsParvatiP: Pastels aren't bright. secretseeker16: o.o Broodygryffindor: ::snorts:: Anyone got any particular manly dresses these two could borrow? ShiningSusan: Or cowboy fringe. I have a black sheath. MsParvatiP: If Megan was here, she'd let them borrow her dom outfit. MsParvatiP: ..Or not. secretseeker16: .. RavenRoger26: Manly dresses... isn't that an interesting contradiction... ::laughs:: ShiningSusan: She has a mon outfit? Don!Megan? ShiningSusan: Dom!Megan, rather? Broodygryffindor: What about the cheerleading outfit, eh Susan? MsParvatiP: I have a gypsy outfit.. well, technically Trelawney gave it to me. Broodygryffindor: Think Harry would look bloody wonderful with pom poms. RavenRoger26: ::laughs:: MsParvatiP: Go team! secretseeker16: ::scarcastically:: I would, wouldn't I? ShiningSusan: So sexay. Broodygryffindor: Certainly, darling. Add a bit of bounce. MsParvatiP: Rawr. secretseeker16: ... secretseeker16: ::stares at all of them:: MsParvatiP: Dress! ShiningSusan: Here's some shoes. ShiningSusan: I charmed them to fit. MsParvatiP: Can't we transfigure something into a manly-yet-attractive dress? EllieBranstone: A manly dress? ShiningSusan: How does that work? Broodygryffindor: I'm not sure such a beast exists. ShiningSusan: Strappy! Must be strappy! RavenRoger26: ::laughs:: My thoughts exactly.. secretseeker16: ... ShiningSusan: Okay, okay. Here's my blue ball gown. ShiningSusan: Who wants it? Crisscross back, slight train... secretseeker16: ... I will do the blue one. MsParvatiP: Someone can wear a nightie. secretseeker16: ... Broodygryffindor: Lingerie anyone? RavenRoger26: Whoa... no. secretseeker16: ::stares at her:: MsParvatiP: Blue dress for Harry. Pick your poison, Roger. Broodygryffindor: ::blinks innocently:: RavenRoger26: ::laughs:: What are my choices now? ShiningSusan: I have a black sheath. MsParvatiP: Susan's got a black shift... I've got some back in Gryff Tower, I can accio them here (which ought to be odd) Broodygryffindor: ::shrugs:: I still vote for a corset. MsParvatiP: Rawr! ShiningSusan: A corset and garters? Kinky! MsParvatiP: ::fans herself:: RavenRoger26: ::throws hands in the air:: Pick whatever you'd like... I don't know... secretseeker16: ... MsParvatiP: The black sheath, Susan? EllieBranstone: That sounds good. MsParvatiP: With pearls and gloves. Like Audrey Hepburn. ShiningSusan: And sunglasses. Broodygryffindor: ::snorts:: Oh, Audrey! RavenRoger26: ::laughs:: I can't remember why I agreed to this... I'm not even drunk... RavenRoger26: yet... MsParvatiP: Okay, Susan, give them the dresses! ShiningSusan: Here ya go. Into the changerooms! Broodygryffindor: Because we're damned appealing and nobody can resist our, uh... appealingness. MsParvatiP: Changerooms? Bah. ShiningSusan: We're charming and you're oping to get laid? MsParvatiP: Yes. secretseeker16: ... RavenRoger26: Yeah, those are good enough reasons. MsParvatiP: Quaffle. RavenRoger26: ::laughs:: ShiningSusan: All right then. MsParvatiP: Now put on the dresses. Broodygryffindor: ::tosses a pillow at Ellie, just because, and then glances away, whistling innocently:: RavenRoger26: ::takes the dress nervously:: ShiningSusan: ::blows kiss:: EllieBranstone: ::looks around to make sure Susan and Parvati aren't paying attention, and then tosses the pillow back at Natalie:: RavenRoger26: ::holds it up:: Ummm... secretseeker16: ...::looks at his dress:: secretseeker16: ... do.. where do I change? ShiningSusan: It's been charmed. It want them to fit when I get them back! Broodygryffindor: ::blinks and gasps at Susan:: You slut! You're supposed to be my wi-- ::gets hit, of course:: oof. Hey! No fair! MsParvatiP: You can pull the curtains on Hannah's bed and change in there. MsParvatiP: Or you can change in the open. We're all somewhat mature here. MsParvatiP: sort of. not really. secretseeker16: ..... secretseeker16: all right.. secretseeker16: ::look to roger, to see what he would do:: ShiningSusan: Or in the bathroom. Someone might see you though... RavenRoger26: ::confused:: I don't know... Broodygryffindor: ::gets up, walks over, and hits Ellie with the pillow:: Ah-ha! EllieBranstone: Ah-ha, what? You're not supposed to hit your whacky sidekick, you know. ::pouts:: secretseeker16: ... I'll just change behind the curtains Broodygryffindor: ::grins:: But then you pout. And you're adorable when you pout! ::sticks out her tongue. and hits again:: secretseeker16: ::goes to the curtains:: RavenRoger26: Yeah, I'll go... uh, somewhere over there. ::goes somewhere over there:: MsParvatiP: ::waits patiently, thumbing through Quidditch Through the Ages:: EllieBranstone: ::pouts more:: I am not adorable. secretseeker16: ....::dresses, slides in easily, cringing:: Broodygryffindor: ::eyerolls:: And, besides, if we're going to talk "supposed to's," I'm pretty sure slave girls aren't supposed to throw the bloody pillows *back*... it just isn't right. EllieBranstone: Well, if they're eeeeeeeeeeeevil slave girls, they do. ShiningSusan: ::waits in hot anticipation:: RavenRoger26: ::pops out from behind something:: Ummm. Broodygryffindor: ::pokes Ellie in the shoulder:: No they don't. ShiningSusan: SEXAY! MsParvatiP: ::shivers with antici.... pation:: MsParvatiP: Yes? EllieBranstone: So what are you going to do about it? secretseeker16: ....::comes out behind the curtains, uncertainly:: RavenRoger26: ::laughs hysterically at the RH referrance:: ShiningSusan: Jump him. Broodygryffindor: ::blinks and turns her attention towards, uh, the blokes in dresses:: Hm... nice legs. RavenRoger26: ::slowly comes out:: ::and not the closet, I mean:: MsParvatiP: ::squee!:: secretseeker16: ::embarrased:: EllieBranstone: ::claps:: ShiningSusan: ::squeal:: EllieBranstone: ::whistles:: Broodygryffindor: ::grins. and pokes Ellie again:: You don't want to know, it's so awful! MsParvatiP: Do a twirl! RavenRoger26: ::turns a bit red:: secretseeker16: ....::looks at roger, and blushes even more:: EllieBranstone: ::picks up the pillow and swats Natalie with it:: Broodygryffindor: ::coughs. and makes a rather unsuccessful attempt at whistling:: Oh, honey! Take it o-- oof! Hey! *Stop* that! secretseeker16: :: comes forward, to the girls:: Broodygryffindor: ::pokes. yet again:: ShiningSusan: Dive for the Snitch! RavenRoger26: ::smacks forehead:: What did we get ourselves into...? ShiningSusan: You're about to be ravished? EllieBranstone: ::sticks her tongue out at Natalie and turns her attention back to the guys:: secretseeker16: ... I have no idea.. MsParvatiP: Rawr squared. Broodygryffindor: Eh, don't you mean *ravaged* Susan? secretseeker16: ::stares down at himself:: Broodygryffindor: Oh, let's do violate them. secretseeker16: ::his player whistles loudly, but harry cringes:: RavenRoger26: ::laughs:: Broodygryffindor: ::tries to steal the pillow from Ellie when she isn't looking:: secretseeker16: ::looks at roger, up and down, and blushes more:: MsParvatiP: Well.. I suppose a promise is a promise. ShiningSusan: ::drools:: EllieBranstone: ::squeals and clutches the pillow:: RavenRoger26: ::fidgets uncomfortably:: Broodygryffindor: Gimmie the pillow! ShiningSusan: We're good girls. Follow through on our promises. secretseeker16: ::turns away, his eyes glancing at roger from teh corner of hsi eyes:: EllieBranstone: Why? You're just going to hit me iwth it! Broodygryffindor: Because, uh... no I'm not! secretseeker16: ((that didn't sound right, so.. but.. you know what i mean)) ShiningSusan: Unless they want to ravage each other? RavenRoger26: ((::laughing too hard to care::-)) MsParvatiP: Bah. secretseeker16: ....::looks at roger, then at susan:: RavenRoger26: ((Damn smileys...)) ShiningSusan: Go for it Potter! RavenRoger26: ::looks around:: MsParvatiP: ((That's why I disabled mine, woot!)) Broodygryffindor: Fine. ::lets go of that pillow and goes for another one. and tosses this one at Ellie instead. ah-ha!:: secretseeker16: .... RavenRoger26: ((Good idea)) MsParvatiP: ::fiddles with her pajama top's hem:: secretseeker16: ::looks at parvati, wide eyed:: secretseeker16: ((have to go in 10 minutes. )) RavenRoger26: ::looks at them:: ShiningSusan: Ready 'Vati? MsParvatiP: ... ::embarrassed:: Broodygryffindor: ::blinks and entirely forgets the pillow for the time being. cough:: Well, uh... I'll just let you ladies have at it, then. RavenRoger26: You're embarrased... MsParvatiP: Somebody count to three for me. ShiningSusan: Heeeee. secretseeker16: .... ShiningSusan: Wait, who're you taking? EllieBranstone: ::turns bright red and looks at the floor:: MsParvatiP: Wait, I was going to flash everyone. And I'll take Roger. Broodygryffindor: Who's who taking? RavenRoger26: Yes! MsParvatiP: And Megan's not going to be a happy Snidget. ShiningSusan: All riiight. ::eyes gleaming:: Potter! ((uh...)) secretseeker16: ....::looks at susan, wide eyed:: ShiningSusan: ((this could be Potter's excuse to leave)) secretseeker16: ((good idea, thanks ^^) secretseeker16: Er.. secretseeker16: I just remembered.. Broodygryffindor: ... when do we get to the bit with the boobies? ::smirks:: secretseeker16: I have.. to go.. with ron..er.. yeah.. ::changes out of dress behind curtains:: ShiningSusan: *scream of frustration* MsParvatiP: Count to three, Nat, and boobs will be shown. secretseeker16: ::comes back, and gives parvati tthe dress. Broodygryffindor: Go do what with Ron, exactly? MsParvatiP: Thanks. secretseeker16: ... er. nothing. ShiningSusan: Hmmm? RavenRoger26: Oh yeah, okay, leave me here in a dress... MsParvatiP: >) I'll help you with the zipper. ShiningSusan: We'll get you out of it. secretseeker16: ::smirks at rogger:: Broodygryffindor: ::shrugs:: Right then. One... ShiningSusan: Two... secretseeker16: ::turnst to leave:: Goodnight everyone... Broodygryffindor: Three! MsParvatiP: ::flash!:: RavenRoger26: 'Night Harry. ShiningSusan: ::flash:: EllieBranstone: ::giggles:: RavenRoger26: ::smiles:: MsParvatiP: G'night! ::puts her shirt down:: EllieBranstone: 'Bye, Harry. ShiningSusan: Bye! secretseeker16: Bye.. ShiningSusan: Come again! :giggle:: secretseeker16: ::turns and leaves:: Broodygryffindor: ::grins:: Oh, marvellous darling... Oh! And goodnight, Harry! secretseeker16: (( pray for my trip ^^, goodnight everyone )) secretseeker16 has left the room. RavenRoger26: Okay, get me out of this thing. ShiningSusan: We will. ShiningSusan: Turn around. MsParvatiP: Zipper. RavenRoger26: ::turns around:: Broodygryffindor: We being the two of you, I hope. Broodygryffindor: ::takes a step back, just in case:: RavenRoger26: ::laughs:: MsParvatiP: ::unzips his dress:: Broodygryffindor: You look lovely, Roger. Really. But I think I'll just watch from here, thanks. RavenRoger26: ::steps out of it, wearing boxers, of course:: ShiningSusan: Good boy. :hug: MsParvatiP: ::squee!:: Broodygryffindor: ::plops down on a pillow:: RavenRoger26: Uh... ::runs over and grabs clothes:: EllieBranstone: ::moves to sit near Natalie...not too close, but close enough to hit her with a pillow if necessary:: Broodygryffindor: Fidgety little bugger, isn't he? Broodygryffindor: ::rolls her shoulders back, sniffs a few times for added affect, and snapes her fingers:: Slave girl! Fetch me my, uh... something or other! ::grins:: ShiningSusan: He's lovely. I think I'll stalk him. Broodygryffindor: Oh, I'm sure Megan will appreciate it. MsParvatiP: *ahem* EllieBranstone: How can I fetch it if you don't know what it is? RavenRoger26: ::looks around and puts clothes on:: Broodygryffindor: Don't bother me with silly logic, girl! ShiningSusan: Megan's not here. MsParvatiP: But she's your girlfriend! Broodygryffindor: Well, fine. I'm sure *I'll* appreciate it. First a mistress and now a... mister? Broodygryffindor: ::snorts:: I'm her wife and it hasn't stopped her yet. ShiningSusan: I have needs! MsParvatiP: Don't we all? Broodygryffindor: Oh, honey, I can be everything you ever wanted in a woman. ::licks her lips and smirks:: EllieBranstone: Fine. I'll fetch you a pillow. ::thwaps her and grins:: RavenRoger26: ::sits on a pillow, confused and feeling slightly out-of-place:: ShiningSusan: Yummm. And you know I wouldn't cheat on Megan. I'm still stalking Roger, though. Broodygryffindor: ::leans over and pokes Ellie lightly in the ribs:: Why'd I have to end up with the *rude* slave girl? RavenRoger26: I have a stalker now? EllieBranstone: Just lucky, I guess. Broodygryffindor: ::grins:: I guess. ShiningSusan: Aren't you pleased? RavenRoger26: Uh... sure, I guess. ShiningSusan: Not serious. It'll just be a hobby. RavenRoger26: ::laughs:: Right. Broodygryffindor: ::scooches her pillow over a bit so that she can lean back against Ellie's leg:: Right, hold still... I'm resting. MsParvatiP: I still need to keep that promise of mine. EllieBranstone: ::wriggles a little bit 'cause she's eeeeeeeeevil:: Broodygryffindor: ::whines:: Stop iiiiit. EllieBranstone: ::giggles:: Make me. ShiningSusan: So. Roger. Who do *you* fancy? I didn't put you on the list, you know. ShiningSusan: Must rectify that. RavenRoger26: What list? Broodygryffindor: ::reaches over and pinches Ellie's ear:: Behave... dammit. Or I just might. :P EllieBranstone: ::blushes and holds still:: ShiningSusan: The eligible bachelor list. EllieBranstone: Susan's Manmeat Roundup--isn't that what it was being called? MsParvatiP: Yeehowdy. ShiningSusan: Yeah. Broodygryffindor: Did anyone else notice that the one for the bachelorettes didn't cause nearly the uproar? Broodygryffindor: Men are a picky lot. ShiningSusan: Hmmm. MsParvatiP: That's because there's so many of us. EllieBranstone: Plus, you know, we all KNOW whether or not we're taken. RavenRoger26: ::laughs:: ShiningSusan: Roger, you're not getting out of this. Terry Boot just sent his in, so I may need to do an addendum. Broodygryffindor: ::crosses her arms:: Right, Roger. Who do you fancy? RavenRoger26: Um. In what sense? MsParvatiP: You know. Broodygryffindor: The, uh. shaggable sense. RavenRoger26: Oh. RavenRoger26: Well. Uh, I don't know. Broodygryffindor: ::grins:: Got a gender of choice at least? ShiningSusan: Yeah. RavenRoger26: ::turns a little bit red:: I actually like both... Broodygryffindor: Oh, so you're the sort that likes giving and receiving the, uh, quaffle equally, then? Broodygryffindor: Sportsmanship, that, I'm sure. RavenRoger26: ::laughs:: I guess you could put it like that... ShiningSusan: Good man. MsParvatiP: I'm up for some late-night Quidditch. ShiningSusan: Go for it 'Vati. RavenRoger26: ::laughs:: MsParvatiP: ::shrug:: Broodygryffindor: ::reaches around to lightly poke Ellie in the side:: Just because you're not squirming, doesn't mean you have to go silent, dear. EllieBranstone: Oh, I was having fun watching Roger squirm. Sorry. :-) Broodygryffindor: ::raises an eyebrow:: Broodygryffindor: Not a problem.. RavenRoger26: ::smiles maliciously:: I'm up for some Quidditch... Broodygryffindor: ::smirks:: Yes, I'm sure you are. ShiningSusan: Put a Quaffle through her hoop! MsParvatiP: Are you? RavenRoger26: Sure. Broodygryffindor: Do try to keep the grunting down, won't you dears? MsParvatiP: All right then. RavenRoger26: ::laughs:: ShiningSusan: Silencio spell. MsParvatiP: *ahem* Broodygryffindor: ::leans up off of Ellie and scoots just a bit away:: Oh, come on, let them try on their own. Could be like an added challange. Broodygryffindor: I'm sure Roger's up to it. EllieBranstone: ::frowns in Natalie's direction, but doesn't say anythign:: RavenRoger26: ::looks around:: Sure... ShiningSusan: ::peeks through hands:: Broodygryffindor: So, are you two going to do it here in front of us, or can we be spared the sight? RavenRoger26: Um... ::looks over at 'Vati:: MsParvatiP: ::looks back at him:: RavenRoger26: ::shruggs:: ShiningSusan: Close the curtains. MsParvatiP: ::shrugs too:: Broodygryffindor: Well, look, if nobody else cares, *I* for one do not want to watch. MsParvatiP: I don't want to be watched, particularly. RavenRoger26: Yeah. MsParvatiP: Curtains are fine with me. RavenRoger26: Me too. MsParvatiP: Right then. ShiningSusan: All right. I'll close them and silence the bed. RavenRoger26: ::turns a bit red:: Umm... okay. MsParvatiP: ::red:: Yeah. Okay then. Broodygryffindor: ::drawls:: Enjoy yourselves. ShiningSusan: ((of course, we don't want to make your characters do anything they don't want...)) Broodygryffindor: ((*snorts* Well, Natalie does, but... ;-) )) EllieBranstone: ((We *can*? I haven't had control of anythign that happens since Day 1. Literally.)) MsParvatiP: ((She's embarrassed, but hey, she's eaten my brain, she can do whatever she wants.)) RavenRoger26: ((Yeah, I officially have no life... lost life to roger)) ShiningSusan: ((okay okay. Ditto. It was my PSA)) MsParvatiP: ((Random fact: Meg and I are going to the same college next year :D)) Broodygryffindor: ... well then? RavenRoger26: ((That's cool)) Broodygryffindor: ((Ooh. Would it be nosey to ask where?)) ShiningSusan: ((weeeird)) RavenRoger26: ((What's PSA? ::stupid::-)) ShiningSusan: ((public service announcement)) RavenRoger26: ((Lol, I should've known that...)) Broodygryffindor: ((*giggles* Is it pathetic that Natalie wants your two characters to shag more than they seem to want to? ;-) )) RavenRoger26: ((::laughs::-)) ShiningSusan: Heee...((Susan too. She thinks she's setting them up)) Broodygryffindor: Honestly, this isn't some big event, people. Get on the bed if you're going to and just get on with it already, eh? MsParvatiP has left the room. MsParvatiP has entered the room. Broodygryffindor: ::rolls her eyes:: MsParvatiP: ((grr!)) ShiningSusan: You're so tactful. RavenRoger26: ((Lol, I hate that)) Broodygryffindor: ::smirks:: Oh, that's me. I'm fucking lovely. RavenRoger26: I'm sure you are... ShiningSusan: Do you get nicer when you're drunk Natalie? Broodygryffindor: ::shrugs, crosses her arms, and leans back against the floor:: Oh, I'm always a ball of sunshine, Susan, and you know it. ShiningSusan: I wouldn't have you any other way dearie. Broodygryffindor: Yes, I know. That's why you're my woman. RavenRoger26: ::coughs:: ShiningSusan: Well? Go at it, man. ShiningSusan: SNOG HER! Broodygryffindor: Do you need written instructions? Visual aids? RavenRoger26: ::laughs:: Well, no, but... Broodygryffindor: ::points:: The bed's there. ShiningSusan: Go go go. MsParvatiP: What would we do without the peanut gallery. Broodygryffindor: ... you're just waiting for the rest of us to pass out from boredom, aren't you? MsParvatiP: ..Yes. Broodygryffindor: What then? Plan on picking our pockets, I'm sure. RavenRoger26: Well this is unique... I've never had cheerleaders for this sort of thing... Broodygryffindor: ::snorts:: We'll cover our eyes while you two lovelies crawl into bed, if you like. MsParvatiP: First time for everything. RavenRoger26: ::laughs:: MsParvatiP: Right then. Ready when you are. RavenRoger26: Uh... where do we start? MsParvatiP: Uhm. Privacy is good. Broodygryffindor: On the bed, one assumes. ShiningSusan: Go team! RavenRoger26: ::laughs:: MsParvatiP: Pom poms! Broodygryffindor: ::sighs and slumps back against the ground:: Do tell me once they finally take their first step in the bed's general direction, won't you Susan? MsParvatiP: Okay. Count of three. RavenRoger26: ::goes over and sits on the bed:: Happy now? Lol Broodygryffindor: ::raises her head up:: Thrilled. ::drops it back down:: MsParvatiP: ::sits.. and draws the curtains:: ShiningSusan: One...two...three. RavenRoger26: One, two, three, what? MsParvatiP: Never mind. Broodygryffindor: ::is staring up at the ceiling, squinting and listening:: Are they at it yet? ::smirk:: RavenRoger26: ::laughs:: Broodygryffindor: ::blinks and looks up again:: Never mind, what? ShiningSusan: ::hushes Natalie:: HufflepuffMeg has entered the room. Broodygryffindor: ::sighs:: Honestly. If you think this is my idea of entertainment, sitting her watching the two of you fidget while you stare at an empty bed, you're fucking insane. HufflepuffMeg: All right, what have I missed. RavenRoger26: ::laughs and looks over at 'Vati:: MsParvatiP: ::sheepish smile:: Shall we? ShiningSusan: DO IT! ShiningSusan: Roger and Harry in dresses. ShiningSusan: I'll send you the transcript when the night's over. Broodygryffindor: ::raises a hand from where she lies sprawled on the floor:: I got a lap dance. ShiningSusan: Oh...and I wasn't ..SSH! HufflepuffMeg: Oh, you're all cruel! You could have woken me up--I was just in the common room! ShiningSusan: Uh...True. ShiningSusan: Bad things happened. HufflepuffMeg: Oh? ShiningSusan: Andwewon'ttalkaboutthem. RavenRoger26: What? MsParvatiP: Roger, shh. Broodygryffindor: Come on, then. No need to be shy. Both of you have already seen the tops of one another. All that's left is the bottom. RavenRoger26: ::confused:: Okay. RavenRoger26: ::laughs:: True. ShiningSusan: Stop interrupting them. Broodygryffindor: ::sighs:: They're not bloody well *doing* anything. RavenRoger26: No, I'm sitting on the bed. That's something. ShiningSusan: ::best Dudley voice:: Move! ShiningSusan: Parvati, snog him senseless. RavenRoger26: ::laughs:: MsParvatiP: Aye aye. HufflepuffMeg: (*disturbed* How do you know what Dudley sounds like?) MsParvatiP: (Everyone's heard Harry's impression. So it's an impression of Harry's impression.) HufflepuffMeg: (Ah. all right.) ShiningSusan: :-) MsParvatiP: Right then. ::is put on auto-pilot because it's bloody embarrassing:: Broodygryffindor: ::begins to hum, off key of course, to demonstrate that she's not listening:: RavenRoger26: ::laughs:: ShiningSusan: So...Meg. HufflepuffMeg: ah? ShiningSusan: Why are you Ron's goddess, and why is he scared of me? Broodygryffindor: ((It can't be embaressing anymore. Natalie's humming and looking at the ceiling; those two are talking; and Ellie's gone into a coma. ;-) )) RavenRoger26: ((Exactly)) HufflepuffMeg: *blinks* I do believe I'm missing something. *sheepish* EllieBranstone: ((She is NOT in a coma. She's IGNORING NATALIE. :-) )) ShiningSusan: I'll send you the transcript. ShiningSusan: ((Why??)) MsParvatiP: ((I want the transcript too, I missed a lot when my computer died.)) HufflepuffMeg: ((Great transcript it'll be if it's all ooc comments.)) MsParvatiP: ((But it'll be on Kyotaku, won't it?)) HufflepuffMeg: ((Sure, I'll post it once I get it.)) ShiningSusan: Harry and Roger danced, too. EllieBranstone: Not together. Separately. RavenRoger26: Yeah! Time Warp and everything. HufflepuffMeg: Oh, that's not nearly so exciting, then. ;-) MsParvatiP: But he refused to wear the corset and garters. Broodygryffindor: ::pauses, mid-hummed note, and points at Roger:: Quit stalling! I can't do this forever. It hurts my throat... RavenRoger26: Yeah ShiningSusan: ((just write *snog*)) RavenRoger26: ((There ya go... the solution to our confusion)) ShiningSusan: Heee. MsParvatiP: *snog* RavenRoger26: ::snog:: HufflepuffMeg: Oh my! ShiningSusan: I'm so proud. I set them up. *beam* Broodygryffindor: ::stops humming, reaches over, and flicks Ellie's knee:: You're quiet again. ::eyebrows raise:: Who's distracting you this time? HufflepuffMeg: Parvati, you did get your sickles first, right? HufflepuffMeg: I fear I am not a good pimp. MsParvatiP: oh hush. HufflepuffMeg: No no, I'm no good. *dramatically hides behind her hand* EllieBranstone: ::blinks at Natalie:: Nobody. I'm just sleepy. What do you mean? HufflepuffMeg: *is hushed* ShiningSusan: So...although it looks like I was going to jump Roger...I wasn't. Hee Broodygryffindor: ::glances over at Roger before looking back to Ellie, smirking:: Oh, nothing, whatever. RavenRoger26: ::turns a bit red:: RavenRoger26: Right. Broodygryffindor: You're tired. Completely understandable, of course. MsParvatiP: ::snog, closes the curtains for privacy *ahem*:: EllieBranstone: I am. We were up late last night, and I had Quidditch practice. And I'm tired. HufflepuffMeg: ...who's bed are they on? EllieBranstone: Hannah's. HufflepuffMeg: All right then. Broodygryffindor: ::smiles, but it's not nearly as pleasant an expression as it probably should be:: I know. I just said that. "You're tired". Broodygryffindor: ::squints and glances over at Megan:: Then Parvati's sleeping there tonight... HufflepuffMeg: *rolls her eyes* I'll sleep down in the common room if you'd feel better. RavenRoger26: ::looks at watch:: Erm... I think I have to get going... ShiningSusan: All right. Congrats on being accepted to the LQS! RavenRoger26: ::laughs:: MsParvatiP: >.> RavenRoger26: ::smiles at 'Vati:: Thanks for... that. MsParvatiP: Yeah. MsParvatiP: ::smiles:: Broodygryffindor: ::stares at Ellie for a bit before looking back over to Roger:: Goodbye, then. We'll miss you. RavenRoger26: ::grins:: Well, thank you, ladies, for a most amusing time. I'll see you all around, I'm sure. RavenRoger26: ::turns and leaves:: HufflepuffMeg: Nice seeing you for the whole five minutes I was here. *grins* RavenRoger26 has left the room. MsParvatiP: ... Anyway. Broodygryffindor: Huh. Five of us again... ::smirks:: Who wants a lap dance? ShiningSusan: Woo woo! ShiningSusan: I am totally due one. MsParvatiP: Back to being just the girls! ::hops out of Hannah's bed:: HufflepuffMeg: I think you're stuck with Hannah's bed tonight. MsParvatiP: Yeah, but I'm not going to bed now. Broodygryffindor: ::grins at Susan:: Yes, but will your girlfriend remove my, uh.. something? HufflepuffMeg: *hides her eyes* Go ahead. Do whatever you like. Broodygryffindor: ::snorts:: Oh, I'd want nothing more than to push your girlfriend back against the bed and-- oh, wait. what was I saying? ::grin:: ShiningSusan: Hey! I'm damn sexy! Broodygryffindor: ::does a little pout thing:: Of course you are, honey. HufflepuffMeg: Shall I leave the room to make things more comfortable for the two of you? ShiningSusan: :-) EllieBranstone: ::rolls her eyes:: You can keep me company, Meg. I'm going back to my room. ShiningSusan: Oh- not to your suggestion Meg. Broodygryffindor: ::raises an eyebrow at Ellie:: A little early, isn't it, love? MsParvatiP: I should tuck in for the night, too. HufflepuffMeg: Everyond leaving at once? ShiningSusan: Looks like it... MsParvatiP: ((Brother wants computer. ::attacks him with spoon:: )) HufflepuffMeg: ((go for the eyes, go for the eyes!)) Broodygryffindor: ::snorts:: I didn't realize that my dancing would frighten everyone off... ShiningSusan: Heeeee. HufflepuffMeg: I'm sure it wasn't just your dancing. *g* MsParvatiP: ::yaawn:: G'night! HufflepuffMeg: G'night! MsParvatiP has left the room. Broodygryffindor: ::eyerolls:: Oh, yes, I'm sure. ::pouts:: I can thrust my hips with the best of them, dammit. EllieBranstone: I"m not *frightened.* Just don't care to watch it. Goodnight, everybody. HufflepuffMeg: Sleep well, Ellie. EllieBranstone: Thanks, Meg. EllieBranstone has left the room. Broodygryffindor: ::snorts:: Oh, thank you, darling. That makes me feel simply wonderful. ShiningSusan: You're lovely. HufflepuffMeg: If Susan says it also, it must be true. Broodygryffindor: ::just sort of glares at the surrounding area for a moment or two and then shrugs:: Fuck it. You want me to do this or not? HufflepuffMeg: ...You're sure you don't want me to leave? *raises an eyebrow* Broodygryffindor: ::offers a grimacing grin:: Whichever you prefer, love. HufflepuffMeg: *crooked grin* I believe I left my Charms work in the common room. Be back up in a bit! ShiningSusan: Um, okay? HufflepuffMeg has left the room. Broodygryffindor: ::snorts:: Subtle. Broodygryffindor: So, you want it, or not? ::is practically back to the level of bitchiness she was at when Roger and Parvati were standing around talking about sex for several minutes:: ShiningSusan: It's really not necessary. Only if you want to give. Broodygryffindor: ::smirks:: Oh, I always have a little something to give. ::eyebrows raise:: ShiningSusan: Go for it. Broodygryffindor: Please do forgive any clumsiness. I'm new at this. ::smirk. again:: Broodygryffindor: ::shrugs again and lifts herself only half-way up from the ground and, follow Susan's example from early, does a slinky little creep thing:: ShiningSusan: See, but I had never done one before either. Broodygryffindor: ::pauses about mid-way to do this little maneuver where her back arches, her hips swivel a little, and she tosses her hair back from her face. and then she goes back to the slinking:: Broodygryffindor: First time for everything. ::suggestive eyebrow wiggle:: ShiningSusan: ::claps:: Broodygryffindor: ::licks her lips and crawls up into Susan's lap, grinning this toothy, junglecat grin:: Good so far? ShiningSusan: Si. :clears throat:: Broodygryffindor: ::headtilts, petulant pouts, and goes on into the hip gyrating:: Broodygryffindor: ::smirks just a little but manages to restrain it. (cause, honestly. smirking? Not that sexy.) instead, she tries for something a bit more "smoldering":: ShiningSusan: ((Heeeeeeee)) Broodygryffindor: ::slides her hands along Susan's shoulders, leans in, and murmurs softly in her ear:: Was it good for you? ::big, hungry grin:: ShiningSusan: Ummmmmm..... Broodygryffindor: ::headtilts. yes, she's smirking this time:: Shall I take that as a "yes"? ShiningSusan: ::wide smile:: Broodygryffindor: ::giggles, leans in, and licks Susan's ear before crawling out of her lap:: Thought so. ShiningSusan: You've been practicing.\ Broodygryffindor: ::smiles sweetly:: Does it seem that way? ShiningSusan: The ear lick? Yeah. Broodygryffindor: ((*snickers* Susan enjoyed that a bit much. heh. Natalie is such an evil homewrecker. ;-) )) ShiningSusan: ((Susan is worried that she's being unfaithful, which dims the pelasure)) Broodygryffindor: ::shrugs, that grin slowly creeping back onto her face:: I've just got a talented tongue, is all. ShiningSusan: *snicker* Broodygryffindor: ::makes her way back over to her pillow and plops down on it:: Any idea when your girlfriend will be back up to check on is? Broodygryffindor: ... Think we should be naked? ::smirks and wiggles her eyebrows yet again:: ShiningSusan: Whaa? Broodygryffindor: ::eyerolls:: Fuck. I'm kidding. ShiningSusan: Right. Okay. ShiningSusan: ((going to send the log to Pike. Want to IM?)) Broodygryffindor: ::glances over towards the stairs:: Think Ellie's coming back? Broodygryffindor: ((*grins* I think Natalie's going to run off to harass Ellie, actually...)) ShiningSusan: ((ok then. Over and out))