Let's face it: there are a lot of stupid people on the internet. No matter where you go, you're going to come across incompetent, unexperienced web surfers. They're unavoidable!

I've been making websites since 1995, so I've come across more than my fair share of stupid people. However, things have gotten a lot worse since I started running two of my latest fansites; The Oliver Wood Fanlisting and Talent in Bloom: An Orlando Bloom Fansite. The people that are drawn to these sites tend to be...well, not quite as bright as some of my other visitors. Over the past year and a half, I have received over 100 e-mails addressed to Sean Biggerstaff, Orlando Bloom, Oliver Wood, Legolas Greenleaf, and various other characters that these men have played. I have placed multiple notices all over my sites stating that I am just a fan, and that I am not actually the actor. But yet, the letters keep coming.

A few months ago, I started saving these letters, so that I'd have something to laugh at whenever I wasn't in the best mood. I posted some of the funnier e-mails to my livejournal, and found that my friends enjoyed them as much as I do. I realized that my e-mail collection is too amusing to keep to myself, so I've created this site.

All the e-mails contained within this site are in their original form. The only editing that has been done has been the deletion of e-mail and home addresses. I haven't posted every e-mail I've received, because you can only read so many e-mails from a teenybopper saying "OMG i love u ur soooo hott!!!111" before it stops being funny. Okay, maybe it doesn't stop being funny. But any e-mails that say the same basic thing have not been included.

Questions and comments should be directed to postcards@ktnb.net. Angry comments and flames will be used to boil water for tea. I mock because I love.