(This is the letter that started it all. This is the first one I posted to my journal, and the first one that made me realize that I wasn't dealing with sane people anymore.)
From: xxxxxxx@aol.com
Subject: hi!
hi im your number 1 fan i love you more than anyone and im not going to marry anyone but you so im going to cancel the whole of my life becauuse im totally not going to spend the rest of my life with anyone else but you.i love you soo bloody much god its so painful when i found out this website existed i cried my eyes out god i love you.i know all that there is to know about you.and i would like to stress that i live in england not far from cantebury and i want you to know that life without you is not worth living so if i get to the age of fifty with still my maiden name i will kill myself because lifes just not life without you that special someone!please if you wish to reply send to *edited e-mail here* ok please e-mail me i love you so much . you are such a great actor when i saw you that first time in midsomer murders i fell under your spell and by the way i love your name i have such a weird name its marianna remember that because when i graduate drama school and hopefully(touch wood) i will become a succsessful actress like yourself.are you single ,if so yay,if not, fine i hope your relationship lasts and is happy.i heard the story about you nearlly losing the ability to walk my cousin can no longer walk after a fatal illness and the sad thing is she lives in poverty.your work as an actor is fantastic and i hope you receive this email if you do mail me bak soon love you so much your biggest fan marianna xxx
(I replied and explained that I'm not Orlando, and that I'm just a fan, etc. A few days later, I received another letter from the same address.)
From: xxxxxxx@aol.com
Subject: I HATE YOU
YOU ARE A FAKE AND A PHONY AND WE HATE YOU , YOU SHOULD BE BANNED FROM THE NET FOR CAUSING GREAT INCONVENIENCE AND I HOPE YOU DIE. I WILL BE NOTIFYING AOL ABOUT YOUR WEBSITE.
(At first, I didn't realize that it was the same person, so I was baffled as to what I had done to this person that was so horrible. I replied:
Um...okay...why am I causing great inconvenience? What exactly have I done to deserve death?
And a few hours later, I recieved another reply:)
From: xxxxxxx@aol.com
Subject: RE: I HATE YOU
you said that the message that was to be sent on was to go to Orlando Bloom himself so that is why you should die, okay? bitch
(I ignored her, and that was luckily the end of that.)
From: xxxxxxxxxxxx@aol.com
Subject: Hi
Dear Orlando,
Hi! My name is Amanda XXXXX and i'm twelve years old. You are my favorite character in Lord of the Rings. I'm writing to you to tell you that I know I am too young for you, but you will always be in my heart. I wrote you a poem, but it is kind of weird. My father thought it was good and he said I should write it to you. If you don't like it, I will understand, but anyways here it is.
It is real short though:
My Poem of Love
I love Legolas,
Whats mine is his.
If I might give him a kiss,
I could become his.
All know
If I show,
My love for him will Grow..........
This poem is dedicated to you, Orlando Bloom as Legolas in Lord of the Rings. I hope you liked it and I hope you will write back to me. I know that I am too young for you, but you will always be in my heart forever. You are real cute in the movie and you are good with bow-in-arrows. So please send me something because I really want you to. Don't forget me as your Number 1 fan. There is no one that feels what I feel about you. I hope you will atleast become my friend. Bye!
Sincerly,
your number 1 fan,
Amanda XXXXX
P.S. Hugs and Kisses from a fan and friend.
(Sometimes, I get multiple e-mails from the same person who rilly rilly wants Orlando 2 kno how much she lovez him!!!11)
From: xxxxxxxx@hotmail.com
Subject: hello!
hi!
sry, i don't really have any news fer u but i think u r so kewl!
u r like the hottest guy one earth. really sry to bug u. i just really wanted to write to u. well then, bye!
yer biggest fan,
deb xxxxx
(And a few hours later...)
From: xxxxxxxx@hotmail.com
Subject: hi*^^*
hi again!
i'm so sorry to bug u but i just gotta tell u wut a huge fan i am of yours. all of my friends and i think u r the hottest guy like in the world. thanks for using your time to read this email. i just have to tell u that u r so KEWL! again, i am so sorry to bug u. just to let u know, u r my most favorite actor. u r so much kewler than brad pitt and them n all. i would REALLY LOVE it if u could reply back and that u write an email personally. thank u so much, again.
YOUR BIGGEST FAN,
Deb XXXXX
MADISON WISCONSIN USA
(by the way, i'm only 13)
From: xxxxxxxxx@hotmail.com]
Subject: Probebley the usually...:)
Hi there cool guy!
You probebly get a hundred of this letters everyday hwo says that you are fantastic and everything...and I can't say any difference...:)
When I see you in interviews I see a crazy guy...sky diving, bungee jumping,
paragliding,surfing and snowboarding...you seems to know how to live
life...:)
I don't know way I'm writing this letter...you wount answer it anyway, and
what would you write..."thanks" or "o, you sounds nice, here's my number,
call me..."
but I want you to know that...I don't know you so I can't say that..."oh, I
love you...", but I think you are amasing!
Hope you (or hwo ever reads it) understand what I´m writing...I'm from
Sweden so I'm not speaking englisk usually...
bye :) /Helena
From: xxxxxxxxx@charter.net
Subject: Lord Of The Rings and you are cute
Dear Orlando,
My name is melissa and i have seen the 2 lord of the rings 3 times.I saw the first lord of the rings the first time just to see it,i saw it the second and third time to go and watch you!!!!The same thing is with the second lord or the rings.I did not really e-mail you for anything but to tell you that i think you are the cutest man i have ever seen!!! I hope that YOU e-mail me back.I WOULD have alot of questions to ask you but i have been looking stuff up about you ever since i saw the movies.I also have tons of of pictures and tons of pages of info about you.i wish you could teach me how to shoot a bow and arrow like you do in the movie.The one thing i what for my birthday (feb.1) is to meet you.To bad i can't. If your ever around spartanburg e-mail me at xxxxxxxxx@charter.net so i might be able to meet you.Even though you are older than me and i have a mager crush on you my friend don't think i am completly crazy.someone once told me love knows no age.I am sure you already have a girlfriend but hey even if you diden't what chances would i have of you being my boyfriend? lol (laugh out loud).I hope to here from YOU soon.
Love,
Melissa XXXXXXX
P.S. I love the look of you and legolas you look similar but diferent in a way,but you are both exstremlycute!!!!!
(Six minutes later, I recieved another e-mail from her.)
From: xxxxxxxxx@charter.net
Subject: none
hey its melissa if you fell for that last e-mail i sent you are such a loser if not then your not
(Um. Yeah. Okay.)
(This e-mail just isn't as funny without the smiley faces.)
From: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx@msn.com
Subject: none
 Hello Orlando my name is Alexandria XXXXXXX i'am young  Alaskan native girl . You know i would like to tell u 1# thing I like  ur blond it looks much better but u can have ur hair the way u want  it . WAT!!! I think about Lord of the Rings is that it is really awesome i  wish i can be in the movie but i can`t cause i am not a actress so u know, U have some good skills on ur movie on Lord of The Rings . Or bow that u play on ur movie that is really talented my cousin is all  WOW !!!! he is a cool shooter I asid yeah he is so well g2g bye bye ttfn Legolas E~mail adress is E~mail me please !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx@msn.com
(With the rise of the internet, people have gotten used to getting the things that they want very quickly. Apparently, some of Orlando's fans not only expect a reply from him, but expect it instantly.)
From: xxxxxxxxxxx@actrix.co.nz
Subject: none
Dear Orlando Bloom
I love you so much,
You would have to be the hottest guy on the face of this planet.
I have never loved a actor so much in my life.
I'm defintly coming to the next world premy and i so hope to see you there.
Love you lots
Mattie XXXXX
(Nine minutes later:)
From: xxxxxxxxxxx@actrix.co.nz
Subject: none
Oh my goodness, why dont you just write back to your fans, all we want is one little chat, is that so hard to even consider.
Why be so up yourself when i am just wanting a reply.
IF YOU ARE NOT ORLANDO BLOOM, THEN GET OFF THE NET.
mattie
From: xxxxxxxxxxx@hotmail.com
Subject: The greates Fan !!!!!!!!!!!! Am I!!!!
i love you!!!!!!!
You don't know me but i know you an i think you're a wonderfull acteur and you play wonderfull in the lord of the rings!
My sister loves you more than i do !!
Thats inpossible!!
But it is!
Ehmm i don't know what i will whrite because i am so happy right now!
But i hope you will send me a letter back because i love you so much!
But i want to ask you something if you're birthday is on the 13th of january than i know that my sister ( her name is Esin)
Would be very happy because it's her birthdag to on the 13th!!
She will be 19 than!
But i still have an question foy you : are you married?
Because i saw an picture from you with an little girl: She's an lovely girl and so ar you, an lovely men on that picture!
Your smile is so cuite (adorabel)
I want to thank you for reading my letter!
I hope you will send me an letter to ,my e-mail is : xxxxxxxxx@hotmail.com
Please i'm waiting!
I know that you're busy but it would be an miracle if you would send me an letter back!
And i have one picture of you that really hot!
Kisses and muchh LOVEEE an devoted Fan Gizem!!
And i really hope you would whrite me back! KISSES AND MUCCHH LOVE!!
(I love the people who tell Orlando where they live, like they're hoping that if he ever comes to Middle of Nowhere, Utah, he'll look them up and come to their house and make out with them.)
From: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx@hotmail.com
Subject: none
orlando,
hi! i hope everything is doing well with you.
i am 14 years and i live in moses lake washington. it is a very small town. Many people here think of you as this hot, sexy guy. Infact my best friend thinks you are and knows many things about. i bet you get alot of emails saying like how big of fans they are. my email is not like that. I am a fan a fan of yours though. you are one of my favorite actors. i think your parts in the lords of the rings were played amazing. you got everything i would say perfect. but the first time i saw you on the screen was in the movie " BLACK HAWK DOWN." when i saw you in that movie i had to buy it. you were amazing in that movie. i just thought i would email you and say how much i loved how you were in the lord of the rings and in black hawk down... and if it is not to much to ask would you send an email to probably one of your biggest fans ever. Her name is Brenna XXXXXXX and her email is xxxxxx@gemsi.com. if you cant email her i understand you are probably very busy. well thanks for reading me and if you can reply me at xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx@hotmail.com.
thanks very much,
sincerly yours,
lacy xxxx
moses lake, washington
(Sometimes, they don't just settle for giving him the city and state.)
From: xxxxxxxxxxx@msn.com
Subject: none
Dear Orlando Bloom,
I like how you acted in The Lord of the Rings. Now I could see you in the internet when ever I want to see you. Since I saw you in the movie I liked you so much.
My phone number is *edited number, including area code*
The city of Wilmington California United States
My adress is *edited exact street address*
(I keep having to fight the urge to send people like this weird ransom notes, just to amuse myself.)
From: xxxxxxxxxx@superonline.com.tr
Subject: pictures
orlando, could u plz send me a pic. of u NAKED, crystal clear
(Four minutes later, the same person sent a second request. Did they think Orlando wouldn't understand the word "NAKED" the first time?)
From: xxxxxxxxxx@superonline.com.tr
Subject: naked pics.
could u plz send a naked pic of u, crystal naked, example:taking a bath, putting on your underwear etc.
(Apparently, this was yet another fan who wanted an instant response. Four hours later, they sent a third request.)
From: xxxxxxxxxx@superonline.com.tr
Subject: Pictures
Orlando, can u please send some of u're naked pics. send it to xxxxxxxxxxxxx@hotmail.com please send it, i'm begging you! while you're taking a bath etc. as long as you're CRYSTAL CLEAR NAKED!!!!
(It's people like this who make me think twice about wanting to be famous.)
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