Day Planners
Disclaimer: See this? *Gives Marvel the one-fingered salute*
Romance: Logan/Rogue, Scott/Storm, (Scott/Jean), (Jean/Logan)
Summary: A 'normal' day on Mutant High.
Archiving: Our pages; others just ask.
Rating: PG-13
A/N: Did we mention that we're having another girl's night out - with a LOT of sugar...?
Jean's Day Planner
Saturday
5.00 a.m. Get up.
5.45 a.m. Shower
6.30 a.m. Put on make-up and do hair.
7.30 a.m. Wake up Scott
7.35 a.m. Wake up Scott - again
7.40 a.m. Yell at Scott to get his bloody ass out of bed
7.45 a.m. Breakfast
7.55 a.m. Still no Scott
8.00 a.m. Force Scott up using my telekinesis
8.30 a.m. Go to the gym.
8.35 a.m. Meet Gambit in the gym
8.45 a.m. Flirt with Gambit (note to self - learn French)
9.15 a.m. Leave gym
9.30 a.m. Coffee with Scott
9.45 a.m. Try to break up Rogue and Logan (note to self - stay away from Logan's claws)
10.45 a.m. Go to the lab
10.50 a.m. Coffee break
11.15 a.m. Try to give Rogue low self esteem (note to self - make
sure Logan is far away)
12.00 p.m. Lunch with Scott
12.30 p.m. Try out 'new' X-Men uniform. 'Accidentally' meet Logan
while still half-dressed.
12.35 p.m. Flirt with Logan
2.00 p.m. Shopping
5.30 p.m. Call Scott to drive me home
6.00 p.m. Yell at Scott for being late
7.00 p.m. Dinner. Scott says something about leaving me for Storm.
Whatever. Why would he choose her over ME?
8.00 p.m. Flirt with Warren (note to self - avoid Betsy and her
psychic knives.)
8.30 p.m. Go to the gym again
9.30 p.m. Flirt with Logan again
10.00 p.m. Go to bed
10.30 p.m. Go to sleep. Where is Scott? Ah, who cares?
Scott's Day Planner
Saturday
5.00 a.m. Jean is getting up. Zzzzzzzzzzz.
7.30 a.m. Jean is trying to wake me up.
7.35 a.m. Looks out the window. The sun isn't up yet. I am NOT
getting up now, either!
7.40 a.m. Jean is yelling at me. What else is new? Zzzzzz.
8.00 a.m. Jean is forcing me up using her telekinesis. Gotta talk to
the Professor about her misusing her powers.
8.05 a.m. Breakfast
8.30 a.m. Jean leaves for gym - meet Storm.
9.30 a.m. Coffee with Jean
9.35 a.m. Try to break up with Jean - AGAIN! As usual, she ignores me.
9.40 a.m. Try to make a run for it - Jean misuses her powers again
and forces me to stay.
9.45 a.m. Off the hook - FINALLY! Thanks God, I owe you one.
10.00 a.m. Storm wants me to go to a doctor with her.
11.00 a.m. Faints. Storm is pregnant.
11.30 a.m. Tries to break up with Jean - again, AGAIN - over the
phone but she won't answer the damn thing.
12.00 p.m. Lunch with Jean. I don't want to eat salad again!
12.05 p.m. Tries to break up with Jean - what a surprise - but she
ignores me as she is reading a fashion magazine.
12.15 p.m. Desperately calls out mentally to beg the Professor to
HELP ME but I forgot he's on vacation with Magneto.
12.30 p.m. Jean leaves. I'm saved!
1.00 p.m. Buy two rings.
2.00 p.m. Propose to Storm - she says yes!! Yes, yes, YES!!!
2.05 p.m. Make hot, passionate love to Storm
5.30 p.m. Jean calls me to pick her up. No way, I'm having a *very*
good time with Storm.
5.45 p.m. Reluctantly leaves to pick up Jean
6.00 p.m. Jean is yelling at me. Doesn't that woman EVER shut up?
7.00 p.m. Dinner. Breaks up with Jean. I think she finally got the
message.
8.00 p.m. Move my stuff into Storm's room. Yes! I'm FREE!!
8.15 p.m. Make pre-wedding love to Storm.
9.00 p.m. Watch a movie with Storm, Logan and Rogue (who is - as
USUAL - sitting in Logan's lap. Like we haven't got enough chairs)
9.30 p.m. Jean shows up. She's disturbing the movie and tries to
flirt with Logan (who - as usual - ignores her). If looks could kill,
Rogue would have gotten twenty-five to life
11.00 p.m. Go to bed with Storm
1.00 a.m. Fall asleep in Storm's arms. Life is wonderful.
Logan's Day Planner
Saturday
8.30 a.m. Wake up
9.30 a.m. Get out of bed
9.45 a.m. Jeannie's trying to break up me an' Marie. Yeah, right.
Like that's gonna happen.
10.00 a.m. Breakfast. Scooter an' 'Ro leaves. 'Ro's scent has
changed. Hmm...
11.00 a.m. Go to the Danger Room
12.00 p.m. Leave the Danger Room
12.15 p.m. Quick lunch with Marie
12.35 p.m. Red's trying to flirt with me - AGAIN. When's she gonna
realize that she isn't exactly the Sex-Queen of the mansion? (She's
more like the fucking Ice-Queen)
1.00 p.m. Grab one of Chuck's cars an' leave with Marie.
4.30 p.m. Home again. Strange sounds are comin' from 'Ro's room.
Wanna play 'Who's Cheating On Jeannie'?
5.25 p.m. They're still at it. Guy might have some potential after
all.
5.45 p.m. The sounds stopped. Better take over.
7.00 p.m. Dinner
7.15 p.m. Go to a bar with Marie. Let's hope Scooter's too busy
with 'Ro to notice
8.55 p.m. Back in the nick of time
9.00 p.m. Watch a movie with Marie, 'Ro an' Scooter.
9.30 p.m. Red's trying to flirt with me again. Wonder where I could
hide a body 'round here?
10.00 p.m. Jean leaves. Good idea. *Very* good idea.
11.00 p.m. Scooter and 'Ro leaves. 'Bout time Scooter got some.
11.05 p.m. Marie and me are alone in the room. There's a pool table.
The door has a lock. Hmm...
1.00 a.m. Go to bed.
Rogue's Day Planner
Saturday
8.30 a.m. Wake up
9.30 a.m. Get out of bed
9.45 a.m. Jean tries to break up Logan and me. Doesn't she ever learn?
10.00 a.m. Breakfast. Wonder where Scott and Ororo are going?
11.00 a.m. Talk with Kitty and Jubes. Kitty is concerned over Bobby
and St. John's relationship.
11.15 a.m. Damn, ran into the Ice-Queen. I think she's trying to give
me low self-esteem again...Loser!
12.15 p.m. Lunch with Logan
12.30 p.m. Shopping with Kitty and Jubes
1.00 p.m. Leave with Logan
4.30 p.m. Home again. Sounds like Scott's cheating on Jean - about
time. She's been doing it for years.
4.35 p.m. Watch TV with Logan. God, they're noisy!
5.45 p.m. Logan gets a good idea. Getting creative.
7.00 p.m. Dinner. Seems like Scott's trying to break up with Jean but
she's not listening- as usual.
7.15 p.m. Go to a bar with Logan. Hope Scott doesn't find out - he'd
have a heart attack. The guy's so overprotective of me.
8.55 p.m. Back home and just in time.
9.00 p.m. Watch "Godfather" with Logan, Scott and Ororo. Us girls
will just *pretend* we care.
9.30 p.m. Jean flirts with Logan - again. I wish I had Logan's claws.
I really wanna do some creative surgery on Jean.
10.00 p.m. Jean FINALLY leaves. About damn time.
11.00 p.m. Ororo and Scott leave together. Go Scott!
11.05 p.m. Getting creative - again
1.00 a.m. Go to bed
Storm's Day Planner
Saturday
8.00 a.m. Wake up
8.35 a.m. Scott serves me breakfast in bed. I don't think I'm getting
up any time soon.
9.25 a.m. Scott leaves to have coffee with Jean. Gets up.
10.00 a.m. Ask Scott to go to the doctor with me. I have this
feeling...
11.00 a.m. I'm pregnant. Scott faints.
11.30 a.m. I fly Scott home. He tries to break up with Jean over his
mobile phone but doesn't succeed. I give him till tonight to get rid
of that bitch.
12.00 p.m. Scott leaves to have lunch with Jean. Hopefully he ditches
her now.
12.10 p.m. Look after my plants
12.30 p.m. Lunch
1.00 p.m. Gardening
2.00 p.m. Scott gets down on one knee and asks me to marry him. Silly
man; of course I'll marry him!
2.05 p.m. Wonderful, hot sex with Scott.
5.30 p.m. The bitch called to get Scott to pick her up. Like she
can't drive herself?!
5.45 p.m. Scott leaves. He better break up with her tonight or I'll
make hurricane Andrew look like a fucking breeze!
7.00 p.m. Dinner. Scott breaks up with Jean. Good boy. Seems like he
finally succeeded.
8.00 p.m. Scott moves his things into my room.
8.15 p.m. We celebrate...something.
9.00 p.m. Watch a movie with Scott, Rogue and Logan. Scott puts his
arms around me. How romantic.
11.00 p.m. Leave with Scott - we wasn't watching the movie anyway.
1.00 a.m. Falls asleep in Scott's arms. Life is good.
Xavier's Day Planner
Saturday
8.00 a.m. Get up
8.15 a.m. Breakfast
8.45 a.m. Get Erik out of jail
9.30 a.m. Leave for Hawaii with Erik
12.00 p.m. Arrive at our hotel. How I do love travelling with the
Blackbird
12.15 p.m. Thought I heard Scott contact me telepathically but it
must have been my imagination.
12.30 p.m. Lunch with Erik
1.30 p.m. Erik proposes to me. Of course I say yes!
1.35 p.m. We make a mutual agreement - no politics in our marriage
1.40 p.m. Another mutual agreement - we will not invite the
Brotherhood OR the X-Men to the wedding
2.00 p.m. We get married on the beach. I never knew that Erik was
such a romantic
2.05 p.m. (CENSURED)
4.00 p.m. I drag Erik with me to a museum with the promise that I'll
look the other way when he kills the local FOHs on the way home
6.00 p.m. Dinner. Erik promises to behave for the next month if I
make the local police officers forget about the dead FOHs. A fair
deal, I suppose
7.00 p.m. Go to the local opera
10.30 p.m. Arrive back at our hotel
11.50 p.m. Go to sleep
Magneto's Day Planner
Saturday
8.00 a.m. Get up
8.15 a.m. Threaten the guards...pathetic humans
8.30 a.m. This prison thing is getting rather dull
8.45 a.m. Surprise rescue by Charles. I *knew* he couldn't live
without me!
9.30 a.m. Leave for Hawaii with Charles
10.00 a.m. Call Raven and make sure she keeps Sabretooth and Toad on
a *very* short leash
12.00 p.m. We arrive at our hotel (note to self - remember to build a
Blackbird of my own)
12.15 p.m. Charles thought he heard Summers call him - can't that boy
be without his father for TWO seconds?!
12.30 p.m. Lunch with Charles
1.00 p.m. Buy two rings
1.30 p.m. Propose to Charles. Of course he says yes
1.35 p.m. I convince Charles that we will have no politics in our
marriage
1.40 p.m. Charles suggests that we will not invite the Brotherhood OR
the X-Men to the wedding. I agree
2.00 p.m. We get married on the beach. Charles calls me a romantic. I
suppose I'll live
2.05 p.m. Make hot passionate love to Charles
4.00 p.m. Charles promises to look the other way while I kill the
local FOHs. I suppose I can go to a museum with him, then. (Note to
self - call Sabretooth to hear about creative torture techniques)
6.00 p.m. Dinner. Convinces Charles to make the local cops forget
about the dead FOHs. Unfortunately, I'll have to behave for the next
month. I guess I can do that for Charles
7.00 p.m. Go to the opera
10.30 p.m. We get back to our hotel and make hot passionate love -
again
11.50 p.m. We go to sleep. Life is good.
St. John's Day Planner
Saturday
9.00 a.m. Wake up. There're ice cubes in my bed. BOBBY, DAMNIT!
9.30 a.m. Breakfast. I hope Bobby likes his toast *very* well done.
10.00 a.m. Play basketball with the guys (and gals, sorry Jubes)
10.30 a.m. Basketball ends as Gambit accidentally charges the ball
and it explodes. Mr. Summers is not gonna like this
10.45 a.m. Head for the Danger Room
11.00 a.m. Leave Danger Room as Logan is looking *very* pissed
11.30 a.m. Sex with Bobby
1.00 p.m. We're late for lunch. Oops. Luckily Mr. Summers is nowhere
to be seen
2.00 p.m. Play a videogame with Bobby and Gambit
3.00 p.m. Go to the movie with Bobby
5.00 p.m. Home again. Strange noises from Storm's room.
5.45 p.m. Strange noises from Rogue's room. Are they having a Sex-a-
tron today or what?!
7.00 p.m. Dinner. Mr. Summers finally breaks up with Dr. Grey. 'Bout
time, too
8.00 p.m. Watch 'Blood Sport' with the guys
10.00 p.m. Gambit leaves. Apparently, he has a hot date tonight
10.15 p.m. Go to our room to get creative with some whipped cream
12.00 a.m. Go to sleep
Bobby's Day Planner
Saturday
8.50 a.m. Wake up
8.55 a.m. Make ice cubes in John's side of the bed
9.25 a.m. Go to breakfast (note to self - make sure that John has no
lighters on him)
9.30 a.m. Damnit! Why does Gambit *always* smoke?!
10.00 a.m. Play basketball with the guys
10.30 a.m. Gambit destroys another basketball. I'm not looking
forward to Mr. Summers' reprimand about the value of money.
10.45 a.m. John leaves for the Danger Room. The guy's crazy. Plan my
next prank. I think I'll go after Jean this time - again. She's so
fun to annoy.
11.00 a.m. John returns. Apparently Logan was in a bad mood - all
Jean's fault I'm sure.
11.30 a.m. Sex with John to make him feel better. Not that I'm
protesting you know...
1.00 p.m. We're late for lunch - again.
2.00 p.m. Play a video game with Johnny and Gambit.
2.55 p.m. Gambit has been winning for almost a hour. I swear that guy
can charm even a computer!
3.00 p.m. Go to the movies with Johnny.
5.00 p.m. Home again. I bet I know what Storm and Summers are doing
*G*
5.45 p.m. The noises now moved to Rogue's room. Get your own mansion,
damnit!
7.00 p.m. Dinner. Summers breaks up with the Ice Bitch - good for him.
8.00 p.m. Watch 'Blood Sport' with the guys. Interesting tips for our
next fight with the Brotherhood.
10.00 p.m. Gambit leaves. He has a date. Again. I'm surprised he can
even remember their names.
10.15 p.m. Whipped cream is a good thing. A *very* good thing
12.00 a.m. Go to sleep.
The End